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Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 1:28 am
by spike
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Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 1:32 am
by Lament
He plays the guitar solo on Even Flow, right?

Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 1:33 am
by spike
Lament wrote:He plays the guitar solo on Even Flow, right?
good call. i just love jeff's vocals on that one so much that i forget about vedder wailing.

Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 1:41 am
by Lament
That's fair. I'll admit, I lose my shit when Jeff is all like "Looking for a Reese's Cup cause baby's gonna bleed, raw-huh!"

Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 1:46 am
by BurtReynolds
LuNY?

Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 1:55 am
by Lament
Which Eddie Vedder guitar solo most reminds you of Jim Gantner?

Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 3:02 am
by spike
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Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 3:19 am
by Lament
:haha:

That sir, is a great post.

Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 3:28 am
by 96583UP
the rearviewmirror sonic gang-bang

which as of late, has been more like a hurriedly silenced ringtone

but there used to be some exploratory collagery in there that was pleasing to one's ear, and anus.

Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 3:32 am
by Lament
Are the things that are pleasing to your ear and to your anus often different, or is there a lot of overlap in what the two body parts enjoy?

Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 4:07 am
by 96583UP
Lament wrote:Are the things that are pleasing to your ear and to your anus often different, or is there a lot of overlap in what the two body parts enjoy?
the ear is a lot easier to please. the ear goes for quick hits like getaway and thinks its awesome and parties all night and then wakes up the next day and realizes it has VD

the anus is much more particular. an outkast its whole life, uninterested in acceptance by the outside world, the anus hears all, but remains unheard (usually), lurking, plotting, quietly. Contemplative, reflective, the anus is only impressed by those things of true substance. those things that would be worthy of anal consideration. things that make you go: "well fuck me in my ass, that was impressive"

post-script: at one point while drafting this message, my computer froze; and I was frustrated, not only with the fact that the above could be funnier, but that it might be lost; and even more, that the reality had set in, that I was now upset because I might have lost a drafted response to an internet question asking me to differentiate between the musical tastes of my ear and anus, to a stranger on the internet, for whom i have great respect, and would send any amount of western union cash wire transfers should they suddenly be requested for some unusual yet increasingly recurring reason...

Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 4:11 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
96583UP wrote:
Lament wrote:Are the things that are pleasing to your ear and to your anus often different, or is there a lot of overlap in what the two body parts enjoy?
the ear is a lot easier to please. the ear goes for quick hits like getaway and thinks its awesome and parties all night and then wakes up the next day and realizes it has VD

the anus is much more particular. an outkast its whole life, uninterested in acceptance by the outside world, the anus hears all, but remains unheard (usually), lurking, plotting, quietly. Contemplative, reflective, the anus is only impressed by those things of true substance. those things that would be worthy of anal consideration. things that make you go: "well fuck me in my ass, that was impressive"

post-script: at one point while drafting this message, my computer froze; and I was frustrated, not only with the fact that the above could be funnier, but that it might be lost; and even more, that the reality had set in, that I was now upset because I might have lost a drafted response to an internet question asking me to differentiate between the musical tastes of my ear and anus, to a stranger on the internet, for whom i have great respect, and would send any amount of western union cash wire transfers should they suddenly be requested for some unusual yet increasingly recurring reason...
My anus is certainly doesn't remain unheard, it's a noisy fucker. Plus, it has the shits nearly every day. I don't blame it though, it lives next door to a couple of nuts and a total dick.

Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 4:11 am
by Lament
Did I ever tell you about the time the dad from Freaks & Geeks showed up to deliver a telegram from Western Union that had been sent to me from the year 1885?

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That was a weird night.

Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 4:15 am
by Kevin Davis
96583UP wrote:an outkast

Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 4:27 am
by malice
BurtReynolds wrote:LuNY?
there's no you tube video

Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 4:29 am
by 96583UP
let's get weird

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Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 2:10 pm
by Man in Black
The raging 3 guitar attack of Pearl Jam is reminiscent of Lynyrd Skynyrd in every way except talent, originality, and creativity.

Re: Rank the Eddie Vedder guitar solos

Posted: Tue February 18, 2014 2:28 pm
by McParadigm
Man in Black wrote:The raging 3 guitar attack of Pearl Jam is reminiscent of Lynyrd Skynyrd in every way except talent, originality, and creativity.
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Why was the EV guitar solos thread locked?

Posted: Thu February 20, 2014 1:56 am
by spike
i was expecting a poll option.

Re: Why was the EV guitar solos thread locked?

Posted: Thu February 20, 2014 4:38 am
by malice
spike wrote:i was expecting a poll option.
it's because you used to be a much better poster.