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Hatebeak

Posted: Wed March 12, 2014 11:19 pm
by bodysnatcher


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Hatebeak is a death metal band, formed by Blake Harrison, Mark Sloan, and Waldo, a 21-year-old Congo African Grey Parrot. Hatebeak is the only band to have an "avian" vocalist. The band members do not use their last names on their releases "for the mystery". Hatebeak also does not tour so as to not torture the bird. Hatebeak is strictly a studio project with unintelligible lyrics and no melody. They are currently signed to Reptilian Records.

Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Fri October 31, 2014 5:58 pm
by Kaius
This is incredible.

Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Fri October 31, 2014 6:07 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
i try not to judge art or artists solely based on a name, but i have some doubts as to whether a group called hatebeak is in my wheelhouse

Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Fri October 31, 2014 6:09 pm
by Alex
i think i'm going to make this the one metal band i listen to

Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Fri October 31, 2014 6:22 pm
by LoathedVermin72
lol

Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Fri October 31, 2014 7:01 pm
by BurtReynolds
Glorious

Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Fri October 31, 2014 7:49 pm
by LetMeSleep
They did a 7" with Caninus. Dog metal. Burt will love it.

Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Fri October 31, 2014 8:15 pm
by Alex
i'd be willing to bet that this bird and this dog are both racist

Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Fri October 31, 2014 8:23 pm
by BurtReynolds
Racist animals are fine as long as the lyrics pass LV's strict misogyny standards. I don't want there to be too many mentions of boobies in my dog/bird metal.

Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Fri October 31, 2014 8:29 pm
by Alex
BurtReynolds wrote:Racist animals are fine as long as the lyrics pass LV's strict misogyny standards. I don't want there to be too many mentions of boobies in my dog/bird metal.
oh, the privileged white guy on the internet denigrating feminism. what a surprising turn of events, and such a treat!

Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Fri October 31, 2014 8:32 pm
by Kaius
MROW

Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Fri October 31, 2014 8:35 pm
by Kaius
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Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Fri October 31, 2014 8:38 pm
by BurtReynolds
How is the drop bear hardcore scene these days? I dropped out of it once I went straight edge.

Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Fri October 31, 2014 8:48 pm
by LoathedVermin72
It's okay, Burt, I still like you.

Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Fri October 31, 2014 9:34 pm
by BurtReynolds
LoathedVermin72 wrote:It's okay, Burt, I still like you.
I know what you're doing and it won't work.

Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Fri October 31, 2014 9:37 pm
by LoathedVermin72
BurtReynolds wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:It's okay, Burt, I still like you.
I know what you're doing and it won't work.
:luv:

Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Sun November 02, 2014 1:55 am
by super nintendo chalmers
Yes! Gimmick!

Re: Hatebeak

Posted: Sun November 02, 2014 2:57 am
by McParadigm
Is this the moment when metal finally admits that it's in its "Fat Elvis" stage?