I will pay for McP's ticket to Transformers

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sat June 28, 2014 12:06 am

And all of his snacks just to see his review of it. It was long and really, really bad. And this is coming from someone who normally enjoys mindless action flicks.

We can use this thread for the five of us who actually see it to discuss it.

@SkitchP · Post by **@SkitchP** » Sat June 28, 2014 12:40 am

My wife and I were going to go see it tomorrow. Until we saw it was 2 hours and 45 minutes.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sat June 28, 2014 12:56 am

@SkitchP wrote:My wife and I were going to go see it tomorrow. Until we saw it was 2 hours and 45 minutes.

I had no idea how long it was. Two hours into it and I wanted to leave. This is destruction porn at it's worst.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Sat June 28, 2014 12:57 am

@SkitchP wrote:My wife and I were going to go see it tomorrow. Until we saw it was 2 hours and 45 minutes.

longer running time = more epic. Its basic math, dude.

lowlight79 · Post by **lowlight79** » Sat June 28, 2014 12:58 am

Just do some wicked bong hits and watch it.

@SkitchP · Post by **@SkitchP** » Sat June 28, 2014 1:04 am

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
@SkitchP wrote:My wife and I were going to go see it tomorrow. Until we saw it was 2 hours and 45 minutes.
I had no idea how long it was. Two hours into it and I wanted to leave. This is destruction porn at it's worst.

#Detroit

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Sat June 28, 2014 1:58 am

I just hope a lot of things blow up.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sat June 28, 2014 2:49 am

Whitey McTeeth wrote:I just hope a lot of things blow up.

They do. Oh did I mention the robot dinosaur Transformers they ride around on?

Whitey McTeeth · Post by **Whitey McTeeth** » Sat June 28, 2014 3:35 am

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Whitey McTeeth wrote:I just hope a lot of things blow up.
They do. Oh did I mention the robot dinosaur Transformers they ride around on?

I sure hope they blow up.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sat June 28, 2014 10:31 am

Whitey McTeeth wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Whitey McTeeth wrote:I just hope a lot of things blow up.
They do. Oh did I mention the robot dinosaur Transformers they ride around on?
I sure hope they blow up.

:/

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Sat June 28, 2014 11:12 am

You do know a spell of the magnitude of a McP Transformers review would be enough to free Alex's spirit and give it life, right?

Someone's gonna have to contract me a soul, if I'm gonna do something like that.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sat June 28, 2014 1:48 pm

McParadigm wrote:You do know a spell of the magnitude of a McP Transformers review would be enough to free Alex's spirit and give it life, right?

Someone's gonna have to contract me a soul, if I'm gonna do something like that.

I will seriously PayPal you the money, McP.

Post by **epilogue** » Sat June 28, 2014 2:41 pm

McParadigm wrote:You do know a spell of the magnitude of a McP Transformers review would be enough to free Alex's spirit and give it life, right?

Someone's gonna have to contract me a soul, if I'm gonna do something like that.

It may also be the very thing Alex needs to bring back the Power Rankings. This is the thing that could SAVE GD.

You owe it to the board, McP. You HAVE to do this.

i got bugs · Post by **i got bugs** » Sat June 28, 2014 3:49 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Whitey McTeeth wrote:I just hope a lot of things blow up.
They do. Oh did I mention the robot dinosaur Transformers they ride around on?

weren't the dinobots a big thing w the original transformers??

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Sat June 28, 2014 3:51 pm

I love Michael Bay and I hated this.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sat June 28, 2014 3:53 pm

i got bugs wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Whitey McTeeth wrote:I just hope a lot of things blow up.
They do. Oh did I mention the robot dinosaur Transformers they ride around on?
weren't the dinobots a big thing w the original transformers??

Well they didn't translate well to the big screen.

Post by **epilogue** » Sat June 28, 2014 4:01 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
i got bugs wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Whitey McTeeth wrote:I just hope a lot of things blow up.
They do. Oh did I mention the robot dinosaur Transformers they ride around on?
weren't the dinobots a big thing w the original transformers??
Well they didn't translate well to the big screen.

The hell you say!

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sat June 28, 2014 4:11 pm

Stanley Tucci was good in this. That's about it.

Post by **epilogue** » Sat June 28, 2014 4:12 pm

I ADORE Stanley Tucci. But I'm still not gonna see this thing.

ABNorman · Post by **ABNorman** » Sat June 28, 2014 4:24 pm

I watched the first Transformers. I'm pretty sure that covers me for the entire series.

Red Mosquito

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