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Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 2:54 pm
by PryTo
Not that it's news or anything. Has there ever been a "musician" who's gotten so much glory from their association with greatness? I wonder how much the festival organizers paid for this garbage. Lol at the doofuses in the crowd attempting to rock out. Ever have the feeling you've been cheated?



Bill Burr: "John Lennon redefined pussywhipped"


Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 3:17 pm
by Heathen
I don't see anything wrong with this performance

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 3:22 pm
by stip
So are there yoko Ono fans out there?

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 5:53 pm
by knee tunes
Birds in Hell (what the hell kind of name is that anyway, Speeno?) is a real fan.

This is how Yoko goes all the time, not just at this particular "performance"

The first time I ever WTFed to her glass-cutting, barbed-wire, jaw-and-other-droppings vocal anti-stylings was from the Rolling Stones Rock n Roll Circus

Omg :haha: be careful please:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xiff2_ ... nnon_music

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 5:55 pm
by stip
If I didn't know who that was I would have assumed this was one of those rejected entries from American Idol

Still, she's keeping 3 musicians employed. that's something

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 5:57 pm
by Jorge
lol I kinda like that

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 6:00 pm
by knee tunes
theplatypus wrote:
lol I kinda like that
the song was okay.

The vocals were kind of shaky :shock:

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 6:05 pm
by PryTo
stip wrote:Still, she's keeping 3 musicians employed. that's something
I don't think Yo La Tengo are hurting for work (but I wish they'd stick with their day job rather than backing this hack).

Oh and believe me I know Glastonbury was no anomaly. Yoko has sucked for four decades, hence my initial wondering whether anyone has ever gotten so much glory for being so utterly talentless.

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 6:08 pm
by Jorge
Shit, I didn't realize that was Yo La Tengo

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 6:08 pm
by Jorge
Don't worry don't worry don't worry don't worry don't worry

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 6:10 pm
by Jorge
Well Ira looks like he's having fun.

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 6:13 pm
by super nintendo chalmers
Quit whining and go listen to your new counting crows tapes.

Dingus

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 6:31 pm
by mastaflatch
super nintendo chalmers wrote:Quit whining and go listen to your new counting crows tapes.

Dingus
shalalalalalala - yeah, huhuh

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 6:34 pm
by Jorge
I am covered in skin. No one gets to come in. :cry: :cry:

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 6:44 pm
by PryTo
Quit complaining about my complaining, quit post-stalking me, and ... ah fuck it, nevermind.

Image

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 6:46 pm
by Jorge
Classy

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 6:52 pm
by BurtReynolds
Does her fan club offer gift cards?

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 6:55 pm
by knee tunes
theplatypus wrote:Classy
not really :thumbsdown:

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 7:21 pm
by holdtightthething
I would rather listen to this than Counting Crows.

Re: Yoko Ono is f-ing awful at Glastonbury

Posted: Sun July 06, 2014 7:25 pm
by PryTo
Image