Which band member do you guys think will die first?
My money is on Mike via colon cancer.
The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
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The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
E.H. Ruddock wrote:What a great post, tommy
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Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
He is the one with a chronic illness and a history of addiction, but ... wait, isn't there already a thread for this morbid shit?tommymctom wrote:Which band member do you guys think will die first?
My money is on Mike via colon cancer.
Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
let's predict what ailments will kill the members of pearl jam
Ed - Throat Cancer
Jeff - Paralyzed due to skateboarding accident - kills himself 4 years later
Stone - Peacefully in his sleep at the age of 94
Matt - Hit by a car
Mike - Colon Cancer
Boom - Diabetes related complications
Ed - Throat Cancer
Jeff - Paralyzed due to skateboarding accident - kills himself 4 years later
Stone - Peacefully in his sleep at the age of 94
Matt - Hit by a car
Mike - Colon Cancer
Boom - Diabetes related complications
E.H. Ruddock wrote:What a great post, tommy
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There's the dog. You can't fake that stuff. Confess with your mouth.
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Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
I knew I should have picked today for the RM death pool.
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Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
That thread title sucks, B.
E.H. Ruddock wrote:What a great post, tommy
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Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
I mean if we were to put odds on it, mike becomes a poor bet as he's such a clear favorite. Stone could be a sneaky underdog in this.
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Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Ed drinks heavily and smokes.
emanon wrote:I think I either need to drink less to become more alert, or more so as not to care.
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Ed drinks heavily and smokes.
emanon wrote:I think I either need to drink less to become more alert, or more so as not to care.
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Fittingly, Ed will most likely drown in his gold-filled pool.
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hopefully they all kick the bucket within the next few years so we don't have to suffer through another album
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Stone will be found in his closet, asphyxiated to death with a leather belt around his neck
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Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Which two Pearl Jam members would most improve the band by being dead?Alex wrote:hopefully they all kick the bucket within the next few years so we don't have to suffer through another album
E.H. Ruddock wrote:What a great post, tommy
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*Broken neckHeathen wrote:Fittingly, Ed will most likely drown in his gold-filled pool.
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*Broken neckHeathen wrote:Fittingly, Ed will most likely drown in his gold-filled pool.
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Jeff will contract a deadly STD as his "Sex On Legs" moniker really takes off
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*Broken neckbodysnatcher wrote:Jeff will contract a deadly STD has his "Sex On Legs" moniker really takes off
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*Broken neckbodysnatcher wrote:Jeff will contract a deadly STD has his "Sex On Legs" moniker really takes off
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eddie vedder and jill mccormicktommymctom wrote:Which two Pearl Jam members would most improve the band by being dead?Alex wrote:hopefully they all kick the bucket within the next few years so we don't have to suffer through another album
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*broken necks, slipped on bloodAlex wrote:eddie vedder and jill mccormicktommymctom wrote:Which two Pearl Jam members would most improve the band by being dead?Alex wrote:hopefully they all kick the bucket within the next few years so we don't have to suffer through another album
Malloy wrote:making this place inhospitable to posting is really the only move left.