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123 Worst Musicians of All Time
Posted: Thu August 28, 2014 3:09 am
by mastaflatch
http://noisey.vice.com/blog/the-123-wor ... f-all-time
A good read
THE BEATLES
It would make sense to call the Beatles a boy band except, lyrically, they fall pretty far short of the One Directions of the world. Songs like “Hello, Goodbye,” “She Loves You,” and “I Want to Hold Your Hand” could have been written by three-year-olds, while “Hey Jude” sounds like a bunch of dudes smoking pot and jerking each other off while yodeling. It says all you need to about this group that the most famous thing they ever did was walk across a street together.
Re: 123 Worst Musicians of All Time
Posted: Thu August 28, 2014 3:20 am
by LetMeSleep
My favourite:
RUSH
Rush is the soundtrack to being a fucking dork.
Re: 123 Worst Musicians of All Time
Posted: Thu August 28, 2014 3:32 am
by mastaflatch
LetMeSleep wrote:My favourite:
RUSH
Rush is the soundtrack to being a fucking dork.
yeah, I liked that one too because it's kinda true
Re: 123 Worst Musicians of All Time
Posted: Thu August 28, 2014 3:35 am
by BurtReynolds
BEACH BOYS
This is a glorified barbershop quartet that a bunch of record store nerds convinced themselves were cool because they sang about surfing and record store nerds don't know how to surf.
I can really get behind this list.
Re: 123 Worst Musicians of All Time
Posted: Thu August 28, 2014 3:36 am
by BigRedLedbetter
The ones about Hole and Rage?
Re: 123 Worst Musicians of All Time
Posted: Thu August 28, 2014 6:19 am
by bodysnatcher
the Strokes one made me laugh pretty good for some reason
Re: 123 Worst Musicians of All Time
Posted: Thu August 28, 2014 7:10 am
by knee tunes
Re: 123 Worst Musicians of All Time
Posted: Thu August 28, 2014 4:53 pm
by McParadigm
Here’s how much fun it must be to be in the Descendents: Milo left the band to go to college.
Re: 123 Worst Musicians of All Time
Posted: Thu August 28, 2014 4:55 pm
by McParadigm
I could pretty much just spend my day rereading the first 50-60% of the list.
Foo Fighters are a band for people who want to listen to “rock music” but only have an FM radio and an IQ of less than 75. They are the musical equivalent of the politician who will say whatever people want to hear to get elected. Foo Fighters are the Mitt Romney of rock music.
Re: 123 Worst Musicians of All Time
Posted: Thu August 28, 2014 4:56 pm
by McParadigm
MARVIN GAYE
How big of an asshole do you have to be to have your dad shoot you?
Re: 123 Worst Musicians of All Time
Posted: Thu August 28, 2014 5:41 pm
by Heathen
The title of the thread led me to believe this was about Arcade Fire.
Re: 123 Worst Musicians of All Time
Posted: Thu August 28, 2014 6:11 pm
by bodysnatcher
Re: 123 Worst Musicians of All Time
Posted: Thu August 28, 2014 8:45 pm
by zeb
Heathen wrote:The title of the thread led me to believe this was about Arcade Fire.
I enjoyed this post.