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1. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
2. Meet Joe Black
3. Interview with the Vampire
4. Seven
5. Inglourious Basterds
6. Fight Club
7. True Romance
8. 12 Monkeys
9. Legends of the Fall
10. Thelma & Louise
11. Snatch
12. Troy
13. The Counselor
14. A River Runs Through It
15. Kalifornia
16. Seven Years in Tibet
17. Johnny Suede
18. Happy Feet Two
19. Moneyball
20. Babel
21. The Mexican
22. 12 Years a Slave
23. World War Z
24. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
25. Ocean's Eleven
26. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
27. Killing Them Softly
28. Sleepers
29. The Devil's Own
30. Spy Game
31. Megamind
32. Ocean's Twelve
33. Ocean's Thirteen
34. Burn After Reading
35. The Tree of Life
36. Mr. & Mrs. Smith
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I like Seven as a movie, but I think his performance is embarrassing. His acting in the "WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOXXXXX" sequence is hilarious.

Otherwise, I like him as an actor.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote: 35. The Tree of Life
36. Mr. & Mrs. Smith
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1. Ocean's Eleven
2. Se7en
3. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
4. Burn After Reading
5. The Tree of Life
6. Snatch
7. Fight Club
8. Ocean's Thirteen
9. Troy
10. Inglorious Basterds
11. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
12. Interview with the Vampire
13. Ocean's Twelve
14. Mr. and Mrs. Smith
15. The Mexican
16. Seven Years in Tibet
17. World War Z
18. Babel
19. Sleepers
20. Twelve Monkeys
21. True Romance
22. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
23. Moneyball
24. Less Than Zero
25. 12 Years a Slave
26. The Counselor
27. Killing Them Softly
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You guys watch a lot of Brad Pitt.
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Heathen wrote:You guys watch a lot of Brad Pitt.
He's a dreamboat.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Heathen wrote:You guys watch a lot of Brad Pitt.
He's a dreamboat.
Rank Brad Pitt's looks.
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Heathen wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Heathen wrote:You guys watch a lot of Brad Pitt.
He's a dreamboat.
Rank Brad Pitt's looks.
1. Dream
2. Boat
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Clearly the wrong order.
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Sleepers seems a little low on that list.
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EJ wrote:Sleepers seems a little low on that list.
It's not very good.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
EJ wrote:Sleepers seems a little low on that list.
It's not very good.
Was Troy?
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EJ wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
EJ wrote:Sleepers seems a little low on that list.
It's not very good.
Was Troy?
It was all right.
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I would say I only really like the top 4 on that list. 5 and 6 are pretty good too. It goes downhill from there. The bottom 5 are pure shitsville.
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Inglorious Basterds should be, like, #infinity. One of the worst pieces of shit that's ever been called a movie.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:I would say I only really like the top 4 on that list. 5 and 6 are pretty good too. It goes downhill from there. The bottom 5 are pure shitsville.
You don't care for A River Runs Through It?
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Heathen wrote:Inglorious Basterds should be, like, #infinity. One of the worst pieces of shit that's ever been called a movie.
What the fuck do you know about movies, anyway?
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EJ wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:I would say I only really like the top 4 on that list. 5 and 6 are pretty good too. It goes downhill from there. The bottom 5 are pure shitsville.
You don't care for A River Runs Through It?
I watched 10 minutes and turned it off. Maybe I'll give it another shot some day.
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theplatypus wrote:
Heathen wrote:Inglorious Basterds should be, like, #infinity. One of the worst pieces of shit that's ever been called a movie.
What the fuck do you know about movies, anyway?
Shut up, Quentin.
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