Film: The Fifth Element

lennytheweedwhacker · Fri February 06, 2015 1:22 pm

anybody seen this? i saw the first half a year or so ago and couldn't finish it

should i give it another go?

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Fri February 06, 2015 1:39 pm

Absolutely.

Fantastic movie.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Fri February 06, 2015 1:39 pm

Fun fact, I saw this in the movie theater in San Angelo, TX.

tommymtcom · Post by **tommymtcom** » Fri February 06, 2015 1:40 pm

Yeah, great movie. You'd have to be a real idiot not to like it.

Post by **epilogue** » Fri February 06, 2015 3:21 pm

Kaius · Post by **Kaius** » Fri February 06, 2015 3:41 pm

The cigarette filters are so long they must be safer.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Fri February 06, 2015 3:43 pm

I'm really surprised that blue chick never released a full album.

LoathedVermin72 · Fri February 06, 2015 4:05 pm

That blue woman scene is fucking surrealism

Iprefertheiroldstuff · Fri February 06, 2015 4:45 pm

The fact that The Fifth Opinion doesn't dig The Fifth Element is bewildering to say the least, fam.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Fri February 06, 2015 8:20 pm

Gary Oldman is great.

Post by **epilogue** » Fri February 06, 2015 10:05 pm

BurtReynolds is the sword of truth.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Fri February 06, 2015 10:09 pm

If you could be any sword you want, would you be:

Voltron's sword
He-man's sword
Thundercats sword

Post by **epilogue** » Fri February 06, 2015 10:11 pm

He-Man
Voltron
Thundercats
Ned Stark's

tommymtcom · Post by **tommymtcom** » Fri February 06, 2015 10:11 pm

What about Excalibur, The greatest of all swords?

LoathedVermin72 · Fri February 06, 2015 10:16 pm

Or Conan's sword

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Fri February 06, 2015 10:17 pm

King Arthur was kind of a dumbass, though.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Fri February 06, 2015 10:18 pm

I was always pissed that he-man never used his axe in the cartoon. I know he had one.

tommymtcom · Post by **tommymtcom** » Fri February 06, 2015 10:18 pm

BurtReynolds wrote:King Arthur was kind of a dumbass, though.

Bite your tongue, knave.

Post by **epilogue** » Fri February 06, 2015 10:20 pm

King Arthur was a dipshit and cuckold. But his sword was pretty fucking badass, thanks in no small part to that megalomaniac wizard.

Post by **epilogue** » Fri February 06, 2015 10:21 pm

BurtReynolds wrote:I was always pissed that he-man never used his axe in the cartoon. I know he had one.

No joke. What's up with that?

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