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There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Mon February 23, 2015 11:41 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
1. Snatch
2. Bank Job
3. Transporter 2
4. Expendables 2
5. Crank
6. Transporter
7. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
8. The Expendables
9. Death Race
10. The Italian Job
11. Ghosts of Mars
12. The One
13. Revolver
14. Crank: High Voltage
15. Gnomeo and Juliet
16. The Mechanic
17. Killer Elite
18. Parker
19. In the Name of the King
20. Transporter 3
21. Chaos
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 4:05 am
by spike
ugh, i'll be in the vikings thread.
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 12:27 pm
by daft twat
After Snatch, how do you not get them mixed up?
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 1:32 pm
by Thejambi
daft twat wrote:After Snatch, how do you not get them mixed up?
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 2:31 pm
by Alex
ruddo's list is definitive, so i say we lock this thread
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 2:32 pm
by tommymtcom
Lock, stock should be higher.
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 2:44 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Alex wrote:ruddo's list is definitive, so i say we lock this thread
you guys suck
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 3:14 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Seriously. I had one fun thread I wanted to do and you guys took a dump all over it.
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 4:23 pm
by LoathedVermin72
Fast & Furious 6
The Expendables 2
The Expendables
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Collateral
Snatch
The Pink Panther
The Italian Job
The Expendables 3
Homefront
The Transporter (I need to see this again.)
Killer Elite
Death Race
The One
Ghosts of Mars
Crank: High Voltage
Crank
London
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 4:25 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Fast & Furious 6
The Expendables 2
The Expendables
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Collateral
Snatch
The Pink Panther
The Italian Job
The Expendables 3
Homefront
The Transporter (I need to see this again.)
Killer Elite
Death Race
The One
Ghosts of Mars
Crank: High Voltage
Crank
London
I'm glad you agree Expendables 2 was the best one. I haven't seen the third one.
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 4:25 pm
by epilogue
Lock, Stock
Snatch
The Italian Job
Those are the only Statham movies I've seen. Which is the one where he humps Amy Smart in public? Someone told me he made a movie where he humped Amy Smart in public.
Anyway, Lock, Stock and Snatch are both great great great! I could switch those two depending on which one I watched most recently.
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 4:26 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
durdencommatyler wrote:Lock, Stock
Snatch
The Italian Job
Those are the only Statham movies I've seen. Which is the one where he humps Amy Smart in public? Someone told me he made a movie where he humped Amy Smart in public.
Anyway, Lock, Stock and Snatch are both great great great! I could switch those two depending on which one I watched most recently.
You should watch The Bank Job.
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 4:30 pm
by epilogue
E.H. Ruddock wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Lock, Stock
Snatch
The Italian Job
Those are the only Statham movies I've seen. Which is the one where he humps Amy Smart in public? Someone told me he made a movie where he humped Amy Smart in public.
Anyway, Lock, Stock and Snatch are both great great great! I could switch those two depending on which one I watched most recently.
You should watch The Bank Job.
Is that a sequel to The Italian Job?
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 4:30 pm
by LoathedVermin72
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I haven't seen the third one.
It's mediocre. Very disappointing after the first two. The PG-13 rating really hurts it. But Antonio Banderas is hilarious and steals every scene he's in, and Mel Gibson is a motherfucking madman of a villain. They make the movie worth watching.
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 4:32 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
durdencommatyler wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Lock, Stock
Snatch
The Italian Job
Those are the only Statham movies I've seen. Which is the one where he humps Amy Smart in public? Someone told me he made a movie where he humped Amy Smart in public.
Anyway, Lock, Stock and Snatch are both great great great! I could switch those two depending on which one I watched most recently.
You should watch The Bank Job.
Is that a sequel to The Italian Job?
No. The sequel to The Italian Job is The Brazilian Job, which is in production hiatus right now.
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 5:00 pm
by Peeps
i liked the transporter for what it was
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 5:02 pm
by Kaius
What is it?
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 5:26 pm
by Alex
i'm waiting with bated breath for the answer
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 5:28 pm
by epilogue
What's your favorite breath bait, Al?
Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies
Posted: Tue February 24, 2015 5:30 pm
by Alex
warmness and screams