HBO: Curb Your Enthusiasm
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HBO: Curb Your Enthusiasm
[flash=][/flash]"Have you set a day aside when you're gonna finally look at her face?" - Marty Funkhouser
McParadigm wrote:lol
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Re: Curb Your Enthusiasm - Quotes, Memories, Episodes, Etc.
"These 'big vagina ladies' are getting away with murder."
"My balls feels like they're in a French press." ~ bodysnatcher
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"she has a rash on her pussy"
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The entire Car Pool Lane episode is just about perfect.
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"If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this anti-Semitic shithole."
McParadigm wrote:lol
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Haha, I'm already rolling at this thread. By far the funniest show I've ever seen. Larry David is hysterical. Let me also just say that the inclusion of Leon from season 6 onwards was a stroke of genius. The chemistry between Larry and Leon is gold.
"Bald asshole? That's a hate crime!"
I don't even know where to start. Any scene involving Larry getting mad and shouting instantly brings me to tears. I can't handle it.
Any scene where Larry argues with Susie, Ted Danson, Rosie O'Donnell, Marty Funkhauser, Richard Lewis etc is good times.
"Bald asshole? That's a hate crime!"
I don't even know where to start. Any scene involving Larry getting mad and shouting instantly brings me to tears. I can't handle it.
Any scene where Larry argues with Susie, Ted Danson, Rosie O'Donnell, Marty Funkhauser, Richard Lewis etc is good times.
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EJ wrote:The entire Car Pool Lane episode is just about perfect.
Wasn't that the episode that got that guy off of a murder charge in real life by giving him an alibi (being at the Dodgers game)?
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"We seek him here,we seek him there,
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere!
Is he in heaven? Is he in hell?
Where is that damned elusive Pimpernel!! Funkman....look who's here!!"

Those Frenchies seek him everywhere!
Is he in heaven? Is he in hell?
Where is that damned elusive Pimpernel!! Funkman....look who's here!!"
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I'm due for a rewatch. I really love this show but I haven't seen an episode in years. I think I've already forgotten all of season 1.
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The itchy pussy episode may have been one of most awkward things I have ever watched.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWMXJ-LZhk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWMXJ-LZhk8
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That was super uncomfortable.turned2black wrote:The itchy pussy episode may have been one of most awkward things I have ever watched.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWMXJ-LZhk8
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Episode one of season one is so great, the pants tenttheplatypus wrote:I'm due for a rewatch. I really love this show but I haven't seen an episode in years. I think I've already forgotten all of season 1.
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There's a jetstream of bullshit coming out of your mouth, weatherman.
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this.theplatypus wrote:I'm due for a rewatch. I really love this show but I haven't seen an episode in years. I think I've already forgotten all of season 1.
i may watch a few eps tonight actually.
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The scene where Susie has an orgasm in the car.
McParadigm wrote:lol
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the Palestinian chicken place is one of funkhouser's finer moments
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Yes.Chris_H_2 wrote:Wasn't that the episode that got that guy off of a murder charge in real life by giving him an alibi (being at the Dodgers game)?
And yes, that's one of the most perfect episodes of television I've ever had the good fortune of enjoying.
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I had only seen a few random episodes of this show in the past (all of which were funny), but this thread inspired me to finally tackle the binge watch since they're all on Amazon Prime. Watched the first four episodes last night. Man, this show was brilliant right out of the gate. Amazing. Larry David yelling is one of television's great pleasures.