The coolness of Han
Posted: Tue January 19, 2016 11:13 am
Han Solo is the coolest person to ever live. It pains me to know I can never be as cool as him. Every night before I go to sleep I say this pray, "Dear God, please make me as cool as Han Solo. Give me a sweet blaster, an awesome spaceship, a Wookie best friend, and an 'I don't care' attitude that will allow me to hook up with a hot space princess one day.
PS. Also, please help the starving orphans of the world. But if you can only choose one, please make me as cool as Han Solo."
PS. Also, please help the starving orphans of the world. But if you can only choose one, please make me as cool as Han Solo."