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just wondering out of the movies you have seen what would you consider the worst, im still trying to think on mine, though ive only ever walked out of 1 movie and that was Nurse Betty, though that was a long time ago so i need to rewatch it and see what all was so bad.
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so many of the ones mentioned on lists of worst of all time i havent seen, i keep seeing Battlefield Earth in the top 5 and i kinda wanna see what is so bad about it. i also see a ton of B movies get listed that really had no chance of being good anyway so i would prefer to keep it with the movies that had expectations of being good and just totally flopped
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I'm not sure it's the worst, but the most infuriating movie I've ever seen was Todd Solondz's "Palindromes". I had to take a walk to cool down after watching it, I was so mad.
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Dude where's my car was pretty fugging awful.
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I watched Battleship yesterday while snowed in. Every few minutes I thought the movie couldn't get worse, but it always did. When a guy with fake legs beats up an alien in a suit full of weapons, it's bad.
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Of course I've seen crappier movies but I hated Alien 3. Ruined the franchise. Crystal Skull ruined Indy. Last Action Hero ruined Arnold. I hate when they ruins it precious.
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I saw that movie Identity Theft yesterday. That has to be up there with the worst I've ever seen.
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bada wrote:Of course I've seen crappier movies but I hated Alien 3. Ruined the franchise. Crystal Skull ruined Indy. Last Action Hero ruined Arnold. I hate when they ruins it precious.
I dont think Crystal Skull is that good, but I think it's better than Temple Of Doom.
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numbers wrote:
bada wrote:Of course I've seen crappier movies but I hated Alien 3. Ruined the franchise. Crystal Skull ruined Indy. Last Action Hero ruined Arnold. I hate when they ruins it precious.
I dont think Crystal Skull is that good, but I think it's better than Temple Of Doom.
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numbers wrote:
bada wrote:Of course I've seen crappier movies but I hated Alien 3. Ruined the franchise. Crystal Skull ruined Indy. Last Action Hero ruined Arnold. I hate when they ruins it precious.
I dont think Crystal Skull is that good, but I think it's better than Temple Of Doom.
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Temple of Doom shits all over Crystal Skull

The New Guy or Slackers (not Slacker) would be up there for me...oh, and I don't know about worst of all time, but that Woman in Black movie with the kid from Harry Potter was fucking atrocious
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It's Pat. I normally hate SNL-character based movies, but this had Dave Foley (I loved Kids in the Hall and NewsRadio) as Chris and I heard Ween was involved in it as well, so the wife and I watched. Terrible. Later, I heard Tarantino admitted to helping write the script.
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Temple is only a slight downgrade over Raiders and Raiders is the best action movie of all time.
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I stick by my story, Temple Of Doom sucks. It doesn't even compare to Raiders Of The Lost Ark or The Last Crusade.
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numbers wrote:I stick by my story, Temple Of Doom sucks. It doesn't even compare to Raiders Of The Lost Ark or The Last Crusade.
I never saw the fourth one, so I can't compare TOD to that one, but yeah, Temple sucks. Both Data and the blonde are annoying as all fuck.
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Raiders
Temple
Crusade
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numbers wrote:I stick by my story, Temple Of Doom sucks. It doesn't even compare to Raiders Of The Lost Ark or The Last Crusade.
I never saw the fourth one, so I can't compare TOD to that one, but yeah, Temple sucks. Both Data and the blonde are annoying as all fuck.
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