Red Mosquito

E.H. Ruddock wrote:When Seinfeld was in its' prime, I always thought it would be funny to do an episode where the gang was at a funeral and either Kramer or George thinks they see the dead body move or open their eyes. Hilarity could ensue.

daft twat wrote: The best one was Jerry's girlfriend's phone automatically connects to Newman's wi-fi.

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

@SkitchP wrote:

daft twat wrote: The best one was Jerry's girlfriend's phone automatically connects to Newman's wi-fi.

Probably pretty similar to when Silicon Valley made the same joke.

daft twat wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:

daft twat wrote: The best one was Jerry's girlfriend's phone automatically connects to Newman's wi-fi.

Probably pretty similar to when Silicon Valley made the same joke.

The tweet was from summer 2014. Did the Silicon Valley thing happen before that?

theplatypus wrote:Jery get ipad

ABNorman wrote:If you were in charge of a TV show, director of a book adaptation, able to rewrite a comic book, what ideas would you bring to the table?

South Park Episode:
Cartman posits that since we have Generation X, Y and Z, it stands to reason that the next generation will be AA, and so on.

He realises that this means that in the distance future, there will be a Generation BALLSACK, so he goes forward in time in order to make fun of them.

However, once there, he discovers that they don't get the joke, having become so enlightened that genitalia aren't inherently funny to them any more.

So he launches a plan in order to corrupt them until they're embarassed by their generational name so he can laugh at them.

Simple Torture wrote:

ABNorman wrote:If you were in charge of a TV show, director of a book adaptation, able to rewrite a comic book, what ideas would you bring to the table?

South Park Episode:
Cartman posits that since we have Generation X, Y and Z, it stands to reason that the next generation will be AA, and so on.

He realises that this means that in the distance future, there will be a Generation BALLSACK, so he goes forward in time in order to make fun of them.

However, once there, he discovers that they don't get the joke, having become so enlightened that genitalia aren't inherently funny to them any more.

So he launches a plan in order to corrupt them until they're embarassed by their generational name so he can laugh at them.

This is coming from a place of love, so please don't get mad: this is entirely plausible seeing as how it sounds just as fucking stupid as every other South Park episode.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Pearl Jam: Lightning Bolt and Backspacer, but make them good

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

ABNorman wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Pearl Jam: Lightning Bolt and Backspacer, but make them good

Fight to get it back again

tragabigzanda wrote:

daft twat wrote:Lost seasons 4-6 answer questions and don't end in purgatory.

Cue the Durden/Barton Fink gif...