Movie: A Good Day to Die Hard

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Im thinking about going to watch it this weekend, have anyone seen it?
Is it as bad as everyone is saying?
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KurtLeon wrote:Im thinking about going to watch it this weekend, have anyone seen it?
Is it as bad as everyone is saying?
i cant see it being good, but i love #3 and everyone seems to think that one was pretty bad, so who knows. hope its a good one for you
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go watch it...i havent seen it yet, i was planning to but i cant so you go and tell us.

I love the first 3 movies, the 4th one was pretty meh and i guess this new will suck but still is Bruce Willis.
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If you really feel the need to make Die Harderest, and you are bound and determined to set it in Russia, instead of playing lame ass 'father and son' reindeer games you should be immediately casting Daniel Craig as Vladimir Putin (aka 'Soviet Scourge'), and having him face off against John McClain using his unique combination of shirtless archery, something that can only be described as "bearfight ninjitsu," and a variety of moves lifted directly from Street Fighter 2. At the end of the movie, having laid waste to vast strips of vaguely European looking cities that are left unnamed for obvious reasons, the two come to the realization that they are perfectly matched in both durability and squint-eye, and thus incapable of defeating one another. As the music swells and the credits roll, they team up with a heavily-arsenal'd Aragorn on a mission to deliver the one ring to Mordor and, on their way there, side-mission destroy Unicron once and for all.

Anything else is just going to be disappointing.
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McParadigm wrote:If you really feel the need to make Die Harderest, and you are bound and determined to set it in Russia, instead of playing lame ass 'father and son' reindeer games you should be immediately casting Daniel Craig as Vladimir Putin (aka 'Soviet Scourge'), and having him face off against John McClain using his unique combination of shirtless archery, something that can only be described as "bearfight ninjitsu," and a variety of moves lifted directly from Street Fighter 2. At the end of the movie, having laid waste to vast strips of vaguely European looking cities that are left unnamed for obvious reasons, the two come to the realization that they are perfectly matched in both durability and squint-eye, and thus incapable of defeating one another. As the music swells and the credits roll, they team up with a heavily-arsenal'd Aragorn on a mission to deliver the one ring to Mordor and, on their way there, side-mission destroy Unicron once and for all.

Anything else is just going to be disappointing.
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McParadigm wrote:If you really feel the need to make Die Harderest, and you are bound and determined to set it in Russia, instead of playing lame ass 'father and son' reindeer games you should be immediately casting Daniel Craig as Vladimir Putin (aka 'Soviet Scourge'), and having him face off against John McClain using his unique combination of shirtless archery, something that can only be described as "bearfight ninjitsu," and a variety of moves lifted directly from Street Fighter 2. At the end of the movie, having laid waste to vast strips of vaguely European looking cities that are left unnamed for obvious reasons, the two come to the realization that they are perfectly matched in both durability and squint-eye, and thus incapable of defeating one another. As the music swells and the credits roll, they team up with a heavily-arsenal'd Aragorn on a mission to deliver the one ring to Mordor and, on their way there, side-mission destroy Unicron once and for all.

Anything else is just going to be disappointing.
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This was one shoddy piece of filmmaking, but I managed to enjoy it a lot more than expected, given the reviews.
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Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
KurtLeon wrote:Im thinking about going to watch it this weekend, have anyone seen it?
Is it as bad as everyone is saying?
i cant see it being good, but i love #3 and everyone seems to think that one was pretty bad, so who knows. hope its a good one for you
#3 is fucking fantastic. I got your back, Doc.
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WtOB? wrote:
Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
KurtLeon wrote:Im thinking about going to watch it this weekend, have anyone seen it?
Is it as bad as everyone is saying?
i cant see it being good, but i love #3 and everyone seems to think that one was pretty bad, so who knows. hope its a good one for you
#3 is fucking fantastic. I got your back, Doc.
Only #1 is better than #3.
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KurtLeon wrote:
WtOB? wrote:
Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
KurtLeon wrote:Im thinking about going to watch it this weekend, have anyone seen it?
Is it as bad as everyone is saying?
i cant see it being good, but i love #3 and everyone seems to think that one was pretty bad, so who knows. hope its a good one for you
#3 is fucking fantastic. I got your back, Doc.
Only #1 is better than #3.
damn im happy to not be alone, if #3 is on TV i always watch, very enjoyable.
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Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
KurtLeon wrote:
WtOB? wrote:
Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
KurtLeon wrote:Im thinking about going to watch it this weekend, have anyone seen it?
Is it as bad as everyone is saying?
i cant see it being good, but i love #3 and everyone seems to think that one was pretty bad, so who knows. hope its a good one for you
#3 is fucking fantastic. I got your back, Doc.
Only #1 is better than #3.
damn im happy to not be alone, if #3 is on TV i always watch, very enjoyable.
Die Hard #1
Die Hard With a Vengance #3
Live Free or Die Hard #4
Die Hard: Die Harder #2

Thats the how it should be.

I got to watch A Good Day To Die Hard now... Im kinda scared to do so, but...
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#3 is pretty fucking good but the ending is awful. It feels like they just patched it together at the last minute.

I want to see #5 because everyone says it sucks.
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I will definitely see #5 eventually. No matter how bad people say it is.
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Still haven't got to watch this.
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i'll probably die hard with some latina wrapped around my tenderloin. the prophecy is written
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McParadigm wrote:If you really feel the need to make Die Harderest, and you are bound and determined to set it in Russia, instead of playing lame ass 'father and son' reindeer games you should be immediately casting Daniel Craig as Vladimir Putin (aka 'Soviet Scourge'), and having him face off against John McClain using his unique combination of shirtless archery, something that can only be described as "bearfight ninjitsu," and a variety of moves lifted directly from Street Fighter 2. At the end of the movie, having laid waste to vast strips of vaguely European looking cities that are left unnamed for obvious reasons, the two come to the realization that they are perfectly matched in both durability and squint-eye, and thus incapable of defeating one another. As the music swells and the credits roll, they team up with a heavily-arsenal'd Aragorn on a mission to deliver the one ring to Mordor and, on their way there, side-mission destroy Unicron once and for all.

Anything else is just going to be disappointing.
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I mean, I'd watch it.
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3 is not good. its retarded. 1 is the only one I care about. not the invincible superhero sequels
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nah wrote:i'll probably die hard with some latina wrapped around my tenderloin. the prophecy is written
you wish
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One, two, and three, are one of the better action trilogies out there. Four and now five... its just nonsense. They lost me with the fighter jet on the highway and ducking under the flipping car. Nevertheless, I hate, yet can't look away.
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