What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 2:03 pm
Chewbacca is a wookiie, R2-D2 is a droid, etc.
What is Yoda?
What is Yoda?
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Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 2:05 pm
A bald ewok
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 2:13 pm
The singularity?
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 2:19 pm
Per wookiepedia:
The species to which the legendary Jedi Master Yoda belonged was ancient and shrouded in mystery.[7] The species had two sexes: male[6] and female.[3] Members of that species were small in size, with green skin and long pointed ears. Their three-fingered hands ended in claws.[1] Their ears were expressive, curling and unfurling in accordance with their emotions.[4] The species' life expectancy spanned several centuries.[5]
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 2:33 pm
so was yoda giving it to yaddle or wut
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 2:58 pm
Probably not. Yoda seems super asexual.Simple Torture wrote:so was yoda giving it to yaddle or wut
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 3:15 pm
He seemed pretty infirm until he whipped out his laser sword in ATOC. Yoda fucks.durdencommatyler wrote:Probably not. Yoda seems super asexual.Simple Torture wrote:so was yoda giving it to yaddle or wut
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 3:20 pm
"Fucks this guy does!"
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 3:21 pm
But Yoda also seemed pretty into that whole "no attachments" thing. Yeah... I don't buy it. No way Yoda diddled Yaddle.Simple Torture wrote:He seemed pretty infirm until he whipped out his laser sword in ATOC. Yoda fucks.durdencommatyler wrote:Probably not. Yoda seems super asexual.Simple Torture wrote:so was yoda giving it to yaddle or wut
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 3:24 pm
Yoda diddled Yaddle and Yarael Poof holds the money.durdencommatyler wrote:But Yoda also seemed pretty into that whole "no attachments" thing. Yeah... I don't buy it. No way Yoda diddled Yaddle.Simple Torture wrote:He seemed pretty infirm until he whipped out his laser sword in ATOC. Yoda fucks.durdencommatyler wrote:Probably not. Yoda seems super asexual.Simple Torture wrote:so was yoda giving it to yaddle or wut
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 3:28 pm
Now we're getting some place!Simple Torture wrote:Yoda diddled Yaddle and Yarael Poof holds the money.durdencommatyler wrote:But Yoda also seemed pretty into that whole "no attachments" thing. Yeah... I don't buy it. No way Yoda diddled Yaddle.Simple Torture wrote:He seemed pretty infirm until he whipped out his laser sword in ATOC. Yoda fucks.durdencommatyler wrote:Probably not. Yoda seems super asexual.Simple Torture wrote:so was yoda giving it to yaddle or wut
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 6:05 pm
About time we get a Son of Yoda story, don't you think?Simple Torture wrote:so was yoda giving it to yaddle or wut
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 6:25 pm
What do you think the Yaddle solo movie will be rated?
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 6:27 pm
Still doesn't give a species name.
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 7:02 pm
Yomammasdoone wrote:Still doesn't give a species name.
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 8:37 pm
Damn right.Simple Torture wrote:Yoda fucks.
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 8:38 pm
Yoda fucks the Force.
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Mon March 20, 2017 10:08 pm
wease wrote:Yoda fucks the Force.
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Thu March 23, 2017 3:18 pm
Yoda fucks padowans.
Sorry it's not on Youtube, here's a link:
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/gv8ifh/ch ... uncensored
Sorry it's not on Youtube, here's a link:
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/gv8ifh/ch ... uncensored
Re: What is Yoda?
Posted: Thu March 23, 2017 7:06 pm
Wookiepedia staff meeting:E.H. Ruddock wrote:Per wookiepedia:
The species to which the legendary Jedi Master Yoda belonged was ancient and shrouded in mystery.[7] The species had two sexes: male[6] and female.[3] Members of that species were small in size, with green skin and long pointed ears. Their three-fingered hands ended in claws.[1] Their ears were expressive, curling and unfurling in accordance with their emotions.[4] The species' life expectancy spanned several centuries.[5]
So what do we say about Yoda? What the fuck is he anyway?
Just describe the fucking puppet, Lou.