Red Mosquito

My wife calls my penis Night Goat. I just made that up.

Step One: Read post
Step Two: Think, "Hey, that reminds me....my wife has recently been calling my dongus "My Big, Big Friend." She got that from a goddamn kid's show. That's pretty fucked up....ergo, all sorts of RM."
Step Three: Decide against posting that as is, as it just sort of goes nowhere. Briefly consider limiting it to just "My wife recently named my hangers on after a children's show," and seeing what develops.
Step Four: Consider all the different show titles that might get brought up.
Step Five: Have sudden, serious doubts about the Mosquito's ability to make use of just such a setup, and back arrow away from posting.
Step Six: Sigh, go back to working on spreadsheet, never know what might have been.
Step Seven: Eventually die.

I would have guessed Team Umizoomi.

Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger

Those have to be the most confusing first four posts on any page of any thread. Ever.

hlniv wrote:Those have to be the most confusing first four posts on any page of any thread. Ever.

Yeah, it really is a vast improvement for this thread.

With enough time, we can save any thread.