Red Mosquito

VinylGuy wrote:that was a veryyy long post joe..i cant read all of it.

theplatypus wrote:So it was a joke but also based on a true story and not a joke?!?

durdencommatyler wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

run2death wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

run2death wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.

I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.

The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.

You should fuck him to see if it is he who is actually bad in bed.

Otherwise, this is all disgusting hearsay.

Go fuck him, please. We'll wait.

Okay, I fucked him. It's totally his fault. He was completely boring. Uninterested. Limp. Disengaged.

Thank you for doing your due diligence. Thoroughness is important.

I hope you had time to enjoy the wet spot.

It's not the Applebee's on Haggerty but it's a nice spot nonetheless.

What a fun call back joey

Thanks friend. I'm glad you appreciated it. I feel like you were one of only three RMers who might.

@SkitchP wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

run2death wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

run2death wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.

I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.

The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.

You should fuck him to see if it is he who is actually bad in bed.

Otherwise, this is all disgusting hearsay.

Go fuck him, please. We'll wait.

Okay, I fucked him. It's totally his fault. He was completely boring. Uninterested. Limp. Disengaged.

Thank you for doing your due diligence. Thoroughness is important.

I hope you had time to enjoy the wet spot.

It's not the Applebee's on Haggerty but it's a nice spot nonetheless.

What a fun call back joey

Thanks friend. I'm glad you appreciated it. I feel like you were one of only three RMers who might.

So i just searched it to see the context I made the original joke in and... I had absolutely no idea it had become somewhat of an RM meme and im oddly proud.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:this is the worst thread on rm

@SkitchP wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:this is the worst thread on rm

hi lenny

VinylGuy wrote:I love you Joe.

run2death wrote:I love women.

VinylGuy wrote:I forgive you.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

run2death wrote:I love women.

meh

durdencommatyler wrote:

VinylGuy wrote:I forgive you.

And I forgive you, too.

VinylGuy wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

VinylGuy wrote:I forgive you.

And I forgive you, too.

for what? Leaving you alone in NY? Telling to your buds that a woman was bad in bed?

run2death wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

run2death wrote:I love women.

meh

How good are you in bed?