Red Mosquito

I almost grabbed it tonight, then picked Godzilla instead.

I have a hard time believing that this is a step up from whatever kind of pile of crap Transformers is.

I want a movie where a muppet delivers Bryan Cranston's yelpy emo vocalizations.

Also, I'm 90% sure they only got Wattanabe because he could dramatically say "Gozirra."

Because otherwise why would you get Wattanabe?

McParadigm wrote: I have a hard time believing that this is a step up from whatever kind of pile of crap Transformers is.

Oh McP

A man without principles is not a man. McP, you are no man. You are dead in my eyes.

Yeah I'm not paying for shit now McP. This is taking too long.

I was really just planning on stringing you along anyways.

No, I'm kidding. I'll see it. I just drank half a bottle of tequila last night to get through Gozirra, so I'm in the healing/training stages right now.

WTF was I even supposed to review? This movie was like watching the results of someone's frantic efforts to capture a rock concert with a decade old Blackberry.

Well this is disappointing to say the least.

Lol

Definition of anti-climax.

Poor Ruddock.

I had a whole thing written up that included a poem by Anne Waldman ("The audience wants to cry / when the actors are real & passionate / Look into footlight, then feed back to eye"), allusions to Roger Mayer and how the impact of his effects pedals compares to the introduction of manpulative technologies in film, and a bit about America's moviegoing public as "a nation of pornography addicts." But then I thought, fuck....I'm reviewing static, here.

I'm literally reviewing static.

This thread is a shaggy dog story.

Kaius wrote:Poor Ruddock.

I need to rebound strongly from this otherwise it will reflect in next week's power rankings, huh?

theplatypus wrote:This thread is a shaggy dog story.

Man, do I ever love em.

I must admit I don't think I really knew McP well enough to put that much faith in him so blindly.

you knew what this was

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Kaius wrote:Poor Ruddock.

I need to rebound strongly from this otherwise it will reflect in next week's power rankings, huh?

I smell an opening.

McParadigm wrote:you knew what this was

I didn't think that a movie could be so bad as to not even warrant a review out of you. But yes, it was that bad i guess.