verb_to_trust wrote:Remember that Alanis video where she was naked but her really long hair covered her boobs?
Remember on Hollywood Minute where David Spade referenced that video and referred to her vag as a "monster box"?
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 2:11 am
by wease
Remember when Uncle Joey used to mount her from behind?
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 2:13 am
by daft twat
wease wrote:Remember when Uncle Joey used to mount her from behind?
Cut. It. Out!
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 2:14 am
by wease
daft twat wrote:
wease wrote:Remember when Uncle Joey used to mount her from behind?
Cut. It. Out!
And when she would go down on him in a theater?
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 2:16 am
by Jorge
Chris Cornell would've been proud of this thread
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 2:16 am
by daft twat
wease wrote:
daft twat wrote:
wease wrote:Remember when Uncle Joey used to mount her from behind?
Cut. It. Out!
And when she would go down on him in a theater?
Do you know what my cock is made out of? Vwoood!
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 2:18 am
by daft twat
theplatypus wrote:Chris Cornell would've been proud of this thread
Wease and I are just fucking around. Joey, though...
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 2:19 am
by epilogue
wease wrote:
daft twat wrote:
wease wrote:Remember when Uncle Joey used to mount her from behind?
Cut. It. Out!
And when she would go down on him in a theater?
Ha!
But
But
Hahaha!
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 2:23 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
durdencommatyler wrote:Come at me, bros. I stand by it.
I'm sorry durds, I love you man - but I'm going to have to kill you.
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 3:10 am
by epilogue
daft twat wrote:
theplatypus wrote:Chris Cornell would've been proud of this thread
Wease and I are just fucking around. Joey, though...
No, I'm dead ass.
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 3:13 am
by epilogue
Because this is a Pearl Jam board, I shouldn't be surprised. But it's astounding to me, this crazy revisionist history. JLP is a phenomenal record. It's iconic. It's truly weird to me, all joking aside, that anyone would say differently.
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 3:28 am
by chewm
theplatypus wrote:Have I ever shown you how hard Colombian pop singer Shakira was aping Alanis's whole aesthetic in the mid 90s?
I kinda love that stupid song sometimes.
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 3:29 am
by Jorge
Yeah, I like that whole album, actually. "Moscas en la Casa" is a sweet song.
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 3:33 am
by chewm
I really liked that one, the title track and the one that ripped off Aerosmith's Dream On at the beginning.
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 3:34 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
theplatypus wrote:"Moscas en la Casa"
"Flies in the house"? Language is an amazing thing, so many things can sound beautiful until translated into English.
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 3:39 am
by Jorge
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
theplatypus wrote:"Moscas en la Casa"
"Flies in the house"? Language is an amazing thing, so many things can sound beautiful until translated into English.
My days without you are so dark
So long and so grey, my days without you
My days without you are so absurd
So hard, so bitter, my days without you
My days without you have no night
if one appears, sleep is useless
My days without you are a waste
the hours have no beginning or end
My days without you are like a sky
without silvery moons, Bush did 9/11
my days without you are only an echo
that always repeats the same song
So lacking in air, so full of nothing
useless junk,
trash on the ground
flies in the house
I thought you were kidding, but those are 100% the lyrics. Holy shit.
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 5:22 am
by Iholdthepain
durdencommatyler wrote:Because this is a Pearl Jam board, I shouldn't be surprised. But it's astounding to me, this crazy revisionist history. JLP is a phenomenal record. It's ironic. It's truly weird to me, all joking aside, that anyone would say differently.
Re: RIP Chris Cornell 1964 - 2017
Posted: Wed July 19, 2017 1:35 pm
by wease
durdencommatyler wrote:Because this is a Pearl Jam board, I shouldn't be surprised. But it's astounding to me, this crazy revisionist history. JLP is a phenomenal record. It's iconic. It's truly weird to me, all joking aside, that anyone would say differently.
It really is a good album. Pretty solid from top to bottom.
