This guy is on day 413 of keeping a "perpetual stew" going
Re: Food WTFs
Posted: Thu June 11, 2026 4:28 am
by bodysnatcher
I hope he dies
Re: Food WTFs
Posted: Thu June 11, 2026 4:54 am
by Ello Sailor
Those chipotle peppers in adobo sauce are really damn good.
Re: Food WTFs
Posted: Thu June 11, 2026 4:55 am
by Ello Sailor
I'm still mad as hell about Mettbrötchen.
Re: Food WTFs
Posted: Thu June 11, 2026 4:56 am
by Jorge
bodysnatcher wrote: Thu June 11, 2026 4:28 am
I hope he dies
He already puked once, but because of the bad flavor from a specific ingredient, not from digestive issues. He adds new ingredients all the time and mesh strains it every few days so the thing evolves.
Supposedly he's keeping this continuously above the safe temperature range. But I don't know how sustainable it is
Re: Food WTFs
Posted: Thu June 11, 2026 5:01 am
by Ello Sailor
He will be fine, unfortunately. People be doing this shit all the time. As per Google:
"The famous Wattana Panich in Bangkok, Thailand, has kept a giant pot of beef noodle soup simmering for over 50 years."
Re: Food WTFs
Posted: Thu June 11, 2026 7:15 am
by bodysnatcher
Probably how the hantavirus started
Re: Food WTFs
Posted: Sun June 14, 2026 1:29 am
by spike
The various bacteria have obviously started eating his brain.
Re: Food WTFs
Posted: Wed June 17, 2026 7:13 pm
by washing machine
bodysnatcher wrote: Tue June 16, 2026 9:09 pm
That stupid trend of hanging bacon and you cut it with scissors
Re: Food WTFs
Posted: Wed June 17, 2026 11:57 pm
by spike
Pineapple on pizza
Re: Food WTFs
Posted: Thu June 18, 2026 12:04 am
by Jorge
is good.
Re: Food WTFs
Posted: Thu June 18, 2026 12:18 am
by Farmer John
I had a couple slices of Hawaiian just the other day.
I never order it, but if it's there in front of me, I'll politely eat it.
Yup. Not on every pizza, but the sweetness and acidity cuts through the fat and saltiness of ham/bacon/whatever protein beautifully.
I'd say the real food WTF is people who make hating pineapple on pizza their entire personality. You're not a purist -- you're a dork!
That’s what the pizza sauce is for.
Re: Food WTFs
Posted: Thu June 18, 2026 3:06 am
by Ello Sailor
True for acidity, but sweetness? Maybe. I dunno.
Re: Food WTFs
Posted: Thu June 18, 2026 4:48 am
by spike
The tomatoes have a natural sweetness, and it’s fairly common for sugar to be added to the sauce as well to further bring that out.
Not as sweet as pineapple, of course, but I think that’s why it’s such a controversial topping. Not everything has to be bang you over your head sugary sweet, which seems to be the way western food culture has gone the last several decades.
Re: Food WTFs
Posted: Thu June 18, 2026 4:49 am
by spike
I’m mostly playing devil’s advocate here, I don’t mind a Hawaiian pizza from time to time. Heck, I’ve started putting a little squirt of honey in my afternoon coffee lately wheeeee.