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Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 7:49 pm
by Ello Sailor
Burt is a good sport. But yeah, I'm gonna stomp him until he poos blood.

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 7:50 pm
by BurtReynolds
How can you have such good taste in music and not understand the brilliance of Macho Man Randy Savage?

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 7:51 pm
by dad
burt making a compelling argument.

I miss Randy Savage.

get your head right, ello.

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 7:51 pm
by Ello Sailor
Macho Man rules. Wrestling took a nosedive after his departure.

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 7:53 pm
by BurtReynolds
Ello Sailor wrote:Macho Man rules. Wrestling took a nosedive after his departure.
Granted.

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 7:54 pm
by dad
we're getting close to healing.

I can feel it.

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 7:56 pm
by Ello Sailor
Dad put a lil cinnamon in his soy latte this morning. Mfer brave as hell.

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 7:58 pm
by dad
i've been watching a lot of conflict-resolution podcasts that focus on disputes between bitter enemies, BFFs, lovers, haters, and DINKs.

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 8:00 pm
by JuanHamm
You're doing great work, dad. I feel a breakthrough coming.

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 8:02 pm
by dad
JuanHamm wrote:You're doing great work, dad. I feel a breakthrough coming.
you are too. had you not made this thread, someone might have found burt lying in his own soil.

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 8:05 pm
by JuanHamm
dad wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:You're doing great work, dad. I feel a breakthrough coming.
you are too. had you not made this thread, someone might have found burt lying in his own soil.
Thankfully I don't think they'd let Soma into the country.

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 8:07 pm
by dad
JuanHamm wrote:
dad wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:You're doing great work, dad. I feel a breakthrough coming.
you are too. had you not made this thread, someone might have found burt lying in his own soil.
Thankfully I don't think they'd let Soma into the country.
let's try to focus on the positives here, tommy.

unless you count that as one of your positive thoughts for Soma/Ello.

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 8:11 pm
by JuanHamm
dad wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:
dad wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:You're doing great work, dad. I feel a breakthrough coming.
you are too. had you not made this thread, someone might have found burt lying in his own soil.
Thankfully I don't think they'd let Soma into the country.
let's try to focus on the positives here, tommy.

unless you count that as one of your positive thoughts for Soma/Ello.

It's positive for all of us

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 8:25 pm
by dad
JuanHamm wrote:
dad wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:
dad wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:You're doing great work, dad. I feel a breakthrough coming.
you are too. had you not made this thread, someone might have found burt lying in his own soil.
Thankfully I don't think they'd let Soma into the country.
let's try to focus on the positives here, tommy.

unless you count that as one of your positive thoughts for Soma/Ello.

It's positive for all of us
fair enough.

Ello, what are some things you enjoy about posting with burt?

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 9:52 pm
by 96583UP
ok enough, we know how to finish this - per the RM bylaws - and then move the fuck on: each guy puts a little of their jizz on a cookie and hand feeds it to the other guy in a jacuzzi listening to Kenny G and we call it even

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 9:55 pm
by JuanHamm
Where do we erect this Jacuzzi?

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 9:57 pm
by 96583UP
see the Erection 2024 thread for guidance

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 10:00 pm
by JuanHamm
Could you please write up a formal proposal and we'll have dad get soma and Burt's signatures.

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 10:10 pm
by 96583UP
sounds like a job for tree_GPT

Re: We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

Posted: Mon July 24, 2023 10:12 pm
by dad
JuanHamm wrote:Could you please write up a formal proposal and we'll have dad get soma and Burt's signatures.
we'll need semen samples as well, thanks.