Red Mosquito

cutuphalfdead wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote: I really wanted this sign but wasn't sure if it would count:

why wouldn't it count?

Maybe because it was on the building and immovable, or too big. I don't know. Oh well. I always got a laugh out of that one.

I would have had the frogurt machine up there as well.

By the way, I want this t-shirt if Threadless ever decides to make it

so... this died rather quickly.

we're all winners..kind of like today's youth sports

By far, the best part is drafting the team.

EJ wrote:By far, the best part is drafting the team.

Yep. We could easily just turn this into a thread for the appreciation of Simpson's artefacts.

Ruddock
DRR
Chud
EJ

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:

EJ wrote:By far, the best part is drafting the team.

Yep. We could easily just turn this into a thread for the appreciation of Simpson's artefacts.

You had some great ones. I loved the "put it in H" car and the auto dialer.

Chud not moderating this thread well...that's a paddlin

Dude, I'm going to tally up the votes soon. It's only been open for a day!

I don't know how Jasper's paddle didn't make it on my list of almost taken items because I was definitely considering it.

cutuphalfdead wrote:I don't know how Jasper's paddle didn't make it on my list of almost taken items because I was definitely considering it.

I almost drafted that one too.

Ruddo over Sgt. Crackpot 13-3
Doug over Simple Torture 12-4
Farmer John over Chud 12-4
EJ over Skitch 10-6

Round 2:

E.H. Ruddock
1. Malk Carton
2. Flanders Sexy Ski Outfit
3. The Annual Plant Physical Sign
4. The Chalkboard
5. Old Man Yells At Cloud Article
6. Ordinary Van

Spoiler: show

VS

EJ
1. The Inanimate Carbon Rod
2. 10 Do's And 500 Don'ts Of Knife Safety
3. Doris The Luchlady's Gym Mat Meat Substitute
4. Alf Pogs
5. Funzo
6. Witness Relocation Program Gear

Spoiler: show

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doug rr
1. Kirk van Houten's Race Car Bed
2. Homer's Whacking Stick
3. Moe's Deep Fryer
4. The Pencil Sharpener That Caught Jasper's Beard
5. The Dipping Bird
6. The Mini Bicycle

Spoiler: show

VS

Farmer John
1. Bort License Plate
2. Can I Borrow A Feeling Cassette
3. Gummy Venus de Milo
4. Disco Stu Jacker
5. Mr. Sparkle Dish Soap
6. Homer's Patented Spac-Age Out-Of-This-World Moon Waffles

Spoiler: show

EJ
FJ

EH
FJ

EJ
Doug

cutuphalfdead wrote:Ruddo over Sgt. Crackpot 13-3
Doug over Simple Torture 12-4
Farmer John over Chud 12-4
EJ over Skitch 10-6

This is just a goddammed popularity contest.

EJ
FJ (very close, BORT gave it the extra push.)

ej
doug