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Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Fri August 10, 2018 8:22 pm
by Orpheus
LoathedVermin72 wrote:To me, the central dichotomy that defines Bond as a character is the mixture of his suave, charming, charismatic personality with his completely cold-blooded, remorseless ability to kill, and I tend to judge how “good” a portrayal of Bond is by how well it captures that duality. It’s maybe the main reason why Dr. No is still the best Bond movie, IMO.
I like this explanation a lot. Lines up with a lot of my favorite things from the movies.
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Fri August 10, 2018 8:22 pm
by epilogue
LoathedVermin72 wrote:In other words, it has nothing to do with some dumb ideas about British imperialism. And it also means I think Elba would probably be the best Bond since Connery.
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Fri August 10, 2018 8:27 pm
by bune
LoathedVermin72 wrote:In other words, it has nothing to do with some dumb ideas about British imperialism. And it also means I think Elba would probably be the best Bond since Connery.
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Fri August 10, 2018 9:34 pm
by McParadigm
Idris is a cool choice, but I remain convinced that the best next Bond would be Judi Dench. Rocking suits, killing baddies, and wrecking cars and dudes.
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Fri August 10, 2018 9:35 pm
by LoathedVermin72
God no. I hate her as M.
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Fri August 10, 2018 9:35 pm
by McParadigm
Judi: What’s your name, doll
Dude: Plenty O’Toole
Judi: See now that joke works
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Fri August 10, 2018 9:41 pm
by McParadigm
Although I readily admit that my version sacrifices most of the cheap titilation and toxic masculinity the series is famous for. Which makes it...uh, Mission Impossible I guess?
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Fri August 10, 2018 9:46 pm
by bune
McParadigm wrote:Judi: What’s your name, doll
Dude: Plenty O’Toole
Judi: See now that joke works
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bup6pvmCAAANz1e.jpg
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Fri August 10, 2018 9:51 pm
by McParadigm
yeah sure she could fuck Idris Elba good idea
he’d be the first male Bond Girl. A landmark role
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Fri August 10, 2018 9:52 pm
by epilogue
Idris Elba should play everyone in every movie from here on out.
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Fri August 10, 2018 10:19 pm
by run2death
durdencommatyler wrote:Idris Elba's giant cock should play everyone in every movie from here on out.
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Fri August 10, 2018 10:19 pm
by epilogue
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Fri August 10, 2018 10:36 pm
by bune
run2death wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Idris Elba's giant cock should play everyone in every movie from here on out.
Idris Elba or
Liam Neeson?
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Sat August 11, 2018 12:38 am
by bart
Man, those poor kids from Beasts of No Nation.
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Sat August 11, 2018 11:12 am
by Ello Sailor
Yo bart what the fuck m8.
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Tue August 21, 2018 9:16 pm
by LoathedVermin72
I don’t know exactly where to post this, but I am going to both a RiffTrax live-in-theater show and a How Did This Get Made? live show this week and I am very excited
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Tue August 21, 2018 9:20 pm
by epilogue
LoathedVermin72 wrote:I don’t know exactly where to post this, but I am going to both a RiffTrax live-in-theater show and a How Did This Get Made? live show this week and I am very excited
Sounds like a good time.
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Tue August 21, 2018 9:34 pm
by bune
You better get your Second Opinion theme ready.
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Tue August 21, 2018 9:44 pm
by LoathedVermin72
bune wrote:You better get your Second Opinion theme ready.
No fucking way!
Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Thu August 23, 2018 5:40 pm
by Jorge
Five years ago today, Ben Affleck was announced as Batman
