Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 8:55 pm
She’s more charming than Tobey Maguire.
Red Mosquito
Toby Maguire is a Muppet come to life (also indicting Joey)
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Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 8:55 pm
It took 2 pages but this thread is finally gathering steam
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 8:57 pm
In bed?Anders wrote:She’s more charming than Tobey Maguire.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 9:00 pm
With or without clothes.durdencommatyler wrote:In bed?Anders wrote:She’s more charming than Tobey Maguire.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 9:01 pm
Thank you for doing your due diligence. Thoroughness is important.durdencommatyler wrote:Okay, I fucked him. It's totally his fault. He was completely boring. Uninterested. Limp. Disengaged.run2death wrote:You should fuck him to see if it is he who is actually bad in bed.durdencommatyler wrote:But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.
I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.
The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.
Otherwise, this is all disgusting hearsay.
Go fuck him, please. We'll wait.
I hope you had time to enjoy the wet spot.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 9:02 pm
It's not the Applebee's on Haggerty but it's a nice spot nonetheless.run2death wrote:Thank you for doing your due diligence. Thoroughness is important.durdencommatyler wrote:Okay, I fucked him. It's totally his fault. He was completely boring. Uninterested. Limp. Disengaged.run2death wrote:You should fuck him to see if it is he who is actually bad in bed.durdencommatyler wrote:But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.
I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.
The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.
Otherwise, this is all disgusting hearsay.
Go fuck him, please. We'll wait.
I hope you had time to enjoy the wet spot.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 9:42 pm
I sure wouldnt mind banging heather graham to find out myself
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 10:25 pm
Limp and uninterested... Maybe she was just staying in character for any of her roles, amirite joey
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 10:27 pm
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Limp and uninterested... Maybe she was just staying in character for any of her roles, amirite joey
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 10:28 pm
I feel like you're the first person to get it, Ruddo. I owe you dinner and a drink of your choice.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 10:31 pm
on a side note, joe. did you read the story in NY mag about your Prune chefs and their attempt at getting the spotted pig?durdencommatyler wrote:I feel like you're the first person to get it, Ruddo. I owe you dinner and a drink of your choice.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 10:31 pm
Maybe your friend roofied her.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 10:32 pm
I did not. That would have been awesome. What fell through?doug rr wrote:on a side note, joe. did you read the story in NY mag about your Prune chefs and their attempt at getting the spotted pig?durdencommatyler wrote:I feel like you're the first person to get it, Ruddo. I owe you dinner and a drink of your choice.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 10:32 pm
Which movie is that from? Is that Boogie Nights?theplatypus wrote:Maybe your friend roofied her.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 10:33 pm
sexual harassment and good 'ol ken friedman..look it up, i think it may have just come out todaydurdencommatyler wrote:I did not. That would have been awesome. What fell through?doug rr wrote:on a side note, joe. did you read the story in NY mag about your Prune chefs and their attempt at getting the spotted pig?durdencommatyler wrote:I feel like you're the first person to get it, Ruddo. I owe you dinner and a drink of your choice.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 10:39 pm
da hangoverdurdencommatyler wrote:Which movie is that from? Is that Boogie Nights?theplatypus wrote:Maybe your friend roofied her.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 10:39 pm
Damn, man. That's a complicated story. I can totally see both sides of it. I see what Hamilton means about wanting to take over and change the culture but I also understand the POV that she was capitalizing on pain and teaming with a known offender.doug rr wrote:sexual harassment and good 'ol ken friedman..look it up, i think it may have just come out todaydurdencommatyler wrote:I did not. That would have been awesome. What fell through?doug rr wrote:on a side note, joe. did you read the story in NY mag about your Prune chefs and their attempt at getting the spotted pig?durdencommatyler wrote:I feel like you're the first person to get it, Ruddo. I owe you dinner and a drink of your choice.
Either way, if she can't oust Friedman all together, I'm glad she's severing ties. But a Spotted Pig owned/operated by Gabrielle Hamilton and Ashley Merriman would have been fucking fantastic.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 10:40 pm
I've never seen it. Is Heather Graham in that movie?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:da hangoverdurdencommatyler wrote:Which movie is that from? Is that Boogie Nights?theplatypus wrote:Maybe your friend roofied her.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 10:40 pm
yesdurdencommatyler wrote:I've never seen it. Is Heather Graham in that movie?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:da hangoverdurdencommatyler wrote:Which movie is that from? Is that Boogie Nights?theplatypus wrote:Maybe your friend roofied her.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 10:43 pm
One more reason not to see it, I guess.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:yesdurdencommatyler wrote:I've never seen it. Is Heather Graham in that movie?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:da hangoverdurdencommatyler wrote:Which movie is that from? Is that Boogie Nights?theplatypus wrote:Maybe your friend roofied her.