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Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 5:35 pm
by Ms Harmless
verb_to_trust wrote:Ms Harmless wrote:I lost a mantis last weekend, cried all day
I didn't know they could be pets. A few years ago I went to lunch and there was a beautiful mantis on my side mirror. I drove away thinking he would just fly off. Instead, the mantis started crawling all over my windshield. A wild ride. I managed to find a wooded area, pulled over and got him to jump on a stick. I secured him in what I felt was an appropriately mantisy shrub and drove off.
I still think about that mantis sometimes.
they make great pets! I had three, now two, but when my second is a little bigger I'll move her to a bigger house and get a third of some sort
they're not with us for very long (about a year), but while they're here, they're surprisingly full of character, intelligence, and individuality
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 5:36 pm
by JuanHamm
I'd like a pet Opossum
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 5:37 pm
by Ms Harmless
trash gremlins
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 5:56 pm
by spike
washing machine wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:Yeah those are responses to someone who earnestly identifies as feline.
This is more of a parenting thread for when your kid is trying to make a fool out of you.
My friends and I are in an 8 team fantasy baseball league started by my friend's twelve year old son and one of his punk friends. The league has a 20 start pitching limit each week and twelve batting slots a day. It's ridiculous, and not even a week in I'm convinced these two kids are laughing at all six of us dads for expending mental energy on participating in this charade league. They're also beating us in matchups.
I think I might rename my team Catter Up in honor of this thread.
Feline Drive
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 5:58 pm
by washing machine
spike wrote:washing machine wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:Yeah those are responses to someone who earnestly identifies as feline.
This is more of a parenting thread for when your kid is trying to make a fool out of you.
My friends and I are in an 8 team fantasy baseball league started by my friend's twelve year old son and one of his punk friends. The league has a 20 start pitching limit each week and twelve batting slots a day. It's ridiculous, and not even a week in I'm convinced these two kids are laughing at all six of us dads for expending mental energy on participating in this charade league. They're also beating us in matchups.
I think I might rename my team Catter Up in honor of this thread.
Feline Drive
The South Paws
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 5:59 pm
by spike
Feral Ball
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 6:00 pm
by spike
Let’s Stray Two
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 6:01 pm
by washing machine
Hi$sLeaguer
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 6:03 pm
by bart
Designated Litter
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 6:04 pm
by spike
Batnip
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 6:05 pm
by bart
infield feline
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 6:06 pm
by spike
Purrfect Game
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 6:07 pm
by doug rr
infield flea rule
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 6:08 pm
by washing machine
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 6:10 pm
by doug rr
3 up 3 put down
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 6:19 pm
by bart
doug rr wrote:3 up 3 put down
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 6:22 pm
by epilogue
Ms Harmless wrote:trash gremlins
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 8:14 pm
by verb_to_trust
The puns really slowed down this threads momentum
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 8:15 pm
by epilogue
You mean, like, for a change?
Re: If Your Child Said They Were A Cat
Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 8:16 pm
by verb_to_trust
No?
