Red Mosquito

The Argonaut wrote:I'll wait until the end of the year to do a list, but I will say that X would also be at the top of my list so far. X is probably the only one so far that I'd feel happy about including on a final top ten list

If any more than the top 3 or 4 end up on my final list, then that would mean it was a terrible year for movies.

Top Gun Maverick is number one of my list si far, but X was super fun. Looking forward to the prequel and sequel this year.

Arachnophobia is getting remade... fuck Hollywood.

If b.j. Novak the biggest self promotor in Hollywood? I'm not even complaining about it. It's kinda impressive.

If John Belushi doesn’t die in 1982, he’s in Ghostbusters.

blueviper wrote:If John Belushi doesn’t die in 1982, he’s in Ghostbusters.

He worked as Slimer, things happen.

If snapping the gauntlet with the infinity stones it it takes away half of ALL life in the universe, how did Thanos know that he wouldn't be one of the ones disappearing? And if the gauntlet protected him from that, then it really didn't randomly take away half of all life, did it?

Also, when Groot added the handle to stormbreaker, he picked it up. Is he a God?

E.H. Ruddock wrote:If snapping the gauntlet with the infinity stones it it takes away half of ALL life in the universe, how did Thanos know that he wouldn't be one of the ones disappearing? And if the gauntlet protected him from that, then it really didn't randomly take away half of all life, did it?

He didn’t. He was willing to accept the consequences if he was in the wrong half.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Also, when Groot added the handle to stormbreaker, he picked it up. Is he a God?

Stormbreaker doesn’t have the same enchantment Mjolnir had, theoretically. That was an enchantment Odin specifically placed on Mjolnir and Odin wasn’t around to do anything to Stormbreaker.

Oh. Thanks!

What a dumbass

I saw that the new Knives Out sequel is called Glass Onion. I hope that means that all of these movies with share titles with British rock bands.

I was hoping they’d call it Sporks Ahoy

AL

wease wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Also, when Groot added the handle to stormbreaker, he picked it up. Is he a God?

Stormbreaker doesn’t have the same enchantment Mjolnir had, theoretically. That was an enchantment Odin specifically placed on Mjolnir and Odin wasn’t around to do anything to Stormbreaker.

Even if it had the same rules, it would just mean that the holder would have to be "worthy". And if there's anyone more worthy than Groot, I don't know them. The guy sacrifices himself for others in every movie.

But, yeah, I guess the rules must be different. Even Thanos takes control of the ax for a minute there

The Argonaut wrote:Even Thanos takes control of the ax for a minute there

That's because the axe understood that Thanos (environmentalist) was the hero of the story.

Some real obscure shit here

Yeah, looks like a list from a precocious 16-year-old. But also, on that list, LV is a very solid level three