Re: Post Random Movie-Related Thoughts You Have
Posted: Fri September 09, 2022 3:04 pm
i read a blistering review of Blonde, but my conviction is it will be great
It has my full faith and confidenceMalloy wrote:i read a blistering review of Blonde, but my conviction is it will be great
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
please calm down.tree_ wrote:When describing a movie, why do they say it's like, for instance "Jaws meets Forrest Gump". Like, can movies even "meet" each other? Such a weird concept.
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Now imagine if Jaws was literally combined with Forrest Gump. Half shark, half Tom Hankstree_ wrote:I mean, I'd be fine if they say something like "Jaws combined with Forrest Gump". It's the word "meets" that really makes my head spin. Like are the movies walking around and going to bars and fucking stuff. Just weird.
yeah i just said those together on a whim but i do like the conceptJorge wrote:Now imagine if Jaws was literally combined with Forrest Gump. Half shark, half Tom Hankstree_ wrote:I mean, I'd be fine if they say something like "Jaws combined with Forrest Gump". It's the word "meets" that really makes my head spin. Like are the movies walking around and going to bars and fucking stuff. Just weird.
100% american treasureJorge wrote:Now imagine if Jaws was literally combined with Forrest Gump. Half shark, half Tom Hankstree_ wrote:I mean, I'd be fine if they say something like "Jaws combined with Forrest Gump". It's the word "meets" that really makes my head spin. Like are the movies walking around and going to bars and fucking stuff. Just weird.
Yeah, bloody dreadful. I thought that shit was hilarious when I was a kid.Chris_H_2 wrote:Sundays are movie nights in our household, I picked Austin Powers for my 14 and 12 year olds. Man, aside from Elizabeth Hurley being an absolute smokeshow, that movie did not hold up well at all.
I was totally with you guys, and thought that a lot of the negative "Leave Marilyn alone!" reviews were just another iteration of Tumblr discourse for people with simple brains, but:The Argonaut wrote:It has my full faith and confidenceMalloy wrote:i read a blistering review of Blonde, but my conviction is it will be great
Blonde announces that Marilyn is pregnant for the first time with one hilariously heavy-handed set of visuals. (Sadly, these over-the-top sequences are rarely amusing at all.) Little animated sperms race around the screen, swimming toward the beckoning ovum, begging to be inseminated. The result: a computer-generated fetus. Instead of giving her a swollen belly, the film portrays pregnant Marilyn by cutting to shots of the humanoid clump of cells growing inside of her several times.