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Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 1:49 am
by The Argonaut
durdencommatyler wrote:But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.
I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.
The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.
I still don't see a 'sorry here
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 1:58 am
by epilogue
The Argonaut wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:But I definitely did post that I heard from a friend of mine who claims to have slept with her that, according to him -- not to me, but to him -- that she was limp and uninterested in bed. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. But I have no reason to doubt him based on our relationship and what he'd have to gain by lying to me.
I'm sure Heather Graham is a lovely human. And I think a person can be bad in bed with one person and great in bed with another. It's all in flux. Some people click and some don't. Also, I have no idea if my friend is good in bed or not. It might have been his fault. Who can say.
The point here, once again, is that Heather Graham is a terrible actress.
I still don't see a 'sorry here
My terms are clear, champ.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 1:59 am
by 96583UP
we all heard this "Heather Graham banged my friend and she is a dud in the sack" story before and concluded the following:
1) telling the story instantly makes a person toxicly masculine
2) we would all still very much like to bang Heather Graham
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 2:03 am
by epilogue
It seems to really have gotten to Asher. Maybe we should discuss that. He might be in real pain.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 2:09 am
by The Argonaut
It just shows that you are a hypocrite. I'm giving you a chance to be a better man. If you don't want to take it, that is on you
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 2:11 am
by epilogue
WWTMD
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 2:38 am
by The Argonaut
Toni Morrison would frown at you
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 2:40 am
by epilogue
Women should smile more, huh Argo.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 2:57 am
by 96583UP
you two should just f*ck and get it over with
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 2:58 am
by epilogue
Don't think I haven't offered. Many times.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 3:01 am
by 96583UP
OK Argo it's all set up, don't be a p*ssy, get your as*hole ready to get f*cked for real by joe-joe then we can all be friends
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 3:20 am
by The Argonaut
durdencommatyler wrote:Don't think I haven't offered. Many times.
I don't date men who don't respect women
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 3:21 am
by spike
96583UP wrote:OK Argo it's all set up, don't be a p*ssy, get your as*hole ready to get f*cked for real by joe-joe then we can all be friends
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 3:25 am
by 96583UP
The Argonaut wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Don't think I haven't offered. Many times.
I don't date men who don't respect women
no one's talking about dating, we're talking about f*cking
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 3:29 am
by 96583UP
joe-joe loves to respect women just look at his avatar
in fact he is probably a transvestite fighting to make her way out based on all the bizarre mood swings and pent up aggression
banging her would release joelle to the universe
bye bye joe-joe
hello lo joelle
but enough joking around, just f*cking do it you whack job
have sex with this guy you know from the internet it's a very straightforward scenario
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 3:50 am
by epilogue
The Argonaut wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Don't think I haven't offered. Many times.
I don't date men who don't respect women
Neither do I. It's like we're soul mates!
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 1:31 pm
by Jorge
I just read the Heather Graham story again and it is ridiculous. I don't doubt Joe's truthfulness but he's maybe a little naive if he believed his friend's claim of meeting Heather Graham at Whole Foods and immediately taking her home and sleeping with her.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 2:10 pm
by run2death
I know a guy who dated Winnie Cooper (Danica McKellar) in the early 2000s.
He said she was absolutely filthy in bed.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 2:43 pm
by epilogue
theplatypus wrote:I just read the Heather Graham story again and it is ridiculous. I don't doubt Joe's truthfulness but he's maybe a little naive if he believed his friend's claim of meeting Heather Graham at Whole Foods and immediately taking her home and sleeping with her.
But you get the original post right?
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Thu October 18, 2018 2:44 pm
by epilogue
Now,I feel like trag. Like I'm living in the twilight zone.