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Toby Maguire is a Muppet come to life (also indicting Joey)
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:35 pm
by JuanHamm
I watched spiderman 3 last night and all signs point to yes.
How anybody ever thought he could be a movie star is beyond me. The movie was OK, but every time he was on screen all I could do was laugh.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:36 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
I'll merge this with the spiderman movie thread
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:36 pm
by JuanHamm
This is a Toby maguire thread.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:37 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
merge this
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:37 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
JuanHamm wrote:This is a Toby maguire thread.
You're a Toby Maguire thread
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:37 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
he was great in wonder boys
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:38 pm
by JuanHamm
Guys, can we please keep this thread about Toby maguire and his total lack of gravitas.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:40 pm
by LoathedVermin72
I love him in the Spidey movies. He’s perfect for the role.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:40 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
isn't he on ncis new orleans or something now?
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:42 pm
by JuanHamm
LoathedVermin72 wrote:I love him in the Spidey movies. He’s perfect for the role.
Is spiderman supposed to be a 30-something man with no chin, whose only facial expression is "dopey smile"?
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:48 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:50 pm
by JuanHamm
“I swear on my mother’s life I have you beat,” he had said, convincingly and earnestly. “I wouldn’t lie to you, man.”
His opponent had gotten confused. I had watched him stare at the cards he was holding, knowing full well he had the winning hand but suddenly unsure after Tobey’s performance. Tobey was incredibly convincing, and so earnest that the guy eventually, although reluctantly, gave in.
To add insult to injury, Tobey then victoriously showed his bluff. To me, his actions were in really bad taste.
Shit talking during a poker game? What a monster.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:51 pm
by JuanHamm
There could be something worse in that article because I stopped reading after that part. What type of weeny do you have to be for that to upset you?
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:52 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:52 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:53 pm
by LoathedVermin72
JuanHamm wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:I love him in the Spidey movies. He’s perfect for the role.
Is spiderman supposed to be a 30-something man with no chin, whose only facial expression is "dopey smile"?
Yes
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 5:55 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 6:18 pm
by Jorge
See this is why I doubted you when you said this
tragabigzanda wrote:I don't really care about celebrities' lives
You know all this random shit!
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 6:22 pm
by JuanHamm
theplatypus wrote:See this is why I doubted you when you said this
tragabigzanda wrote:I don't really care about celebrities' lives
You know all this random shit!
Oh shit, a classic Plat gotcha moment!
This could be the big break this thread needs.
Re: Is Toby Maguire a Muppet that came to life?
Posted: Wed October 17, 2018 6:24 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.