The Ballad of RM User BurtReynolds
Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 1:27 am
Listen up you stinking maggots
It seems you just don’t get it
Well I’ve been appointed to inform ya
Your days are numbered
You would cry, you would scream
If you knew half the things I see
Please, please just do as I say
Repent and leave your evil ways
Meanwhile, planes drop from the sky
People disappear and bullets fly
Little gray men are coming our way
Tastes just like chicken they say
Actually they’re all around
Secret bunkers underground
Round em up, skin em alive
Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rawhide!
Carter is a clone
Dozen brothers ‘round the globe
MJ-12 damned us to hell
Scroll & Key, Skull & Bones
It’s only just begun
The best is yet to come
Area 51, the spawn of Babylon
Couldn’t give a damn about JFK
Everything’s conspiracy
Wouldn’t be surprised if they had their way
Tastes just like chicken they say
I know it’s hard to swallow
It must sound too far-fetched
But you can bet your bottom dollar
I ain’t going with the rest
It seems you just don’t get it
Well I’ve been appointed to inform ya
Your days are numbered
You would cry, you would scream
If you knew half the things I see
Please, please just do as I say
Repent and leave your evil ways
Meanwhile, planes drop from the sky
People disappear and bullets fly
Little gray men are coming our way
Tastes just like chicken they say
Actually they’re all around
Secret bunkers underground
Round em up, skin em alive
Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rawhide!
Carter is a clone
Dozen brothers ‘round the globe
MJ-12 damned us to hell
Scroll & Key, Skull & Bones
It’s only just begun
The best is yet to come
Area 51, the spawn of Babylon
Couldn’t give a damn about JFK
Everything’s conspiracy
Wouldn’t be surprised if they had their way
Tastes just like chicken they say
I know it’s hard to swallow
It must sound too far-fetched
But you can bet your bottom dollar
I ain’t going with the rest