Red Mosquito

Build your salad by selecting up to seven options from above. I realize that most normal, sane people put some sort of dressing on salads (including olive oil, lemon juice, and/or vinegar), so I'm not including them among the options. I think I've covered must items. If you say "other," explain your work. Let's get weird.

Mine:

red leaf
spinach
chicken or sardines
green olives
onion
tomato
cucumber

people that put fruit in their salads with savory items are freaks

You don’t have nuts on here you goddamn psycho monster

Bammer wrote:You don’t have nuts on here you goddamn psycho monster

fixed (I assume you're not putting peanuts on a salad)

I like a pretty unhealthy salad.

iceberg
tomatoes
cucumbers
hard boiled eggs
either blue cheese or Italian dressing

pretty easy

I like Spike's, but I wouldn't oppose adding (red) onion, bell pepper, carrot. Maybe even a bean or 3. But they seem like a waste of an option if we're only allowed 7.

Going a different route, broccoli salad w/smoked salmon or bacon is bomb.

oh, I forgot onion..I love red onion on my salad..a lot of it

Ello Sailor wrote:Going a different route, broccoli salad w/smoked salmon or bacon is bomb.

yessss. also, try brussel sprouts with shallots and bacon (with some of the bacon fat). holy crap.

My typical go-to is:

Lettuce
Tomato
Croutons (garlic and butter)
Mini cucumbers
Green and Yellow peppers
Onion
Salt & Pepper
Rotating protein (hard boiled eggs, tuna, cold cuts)
Non fat Feta cheese

Lite Creamy Ceasar dressing

Radishes should be an option

wease wrote:Radishes should be an option

Agreed, need to add to my weight loss salads.

mayo based with raw oysters

doug rr wrote:mayo based with raw oysters

Sounds like this would be good for puking too. And weight loss?

wease wrote:Radishes should be an option

I don't like salads that are excessively wet and soupy

are those common where you're from?

Platty doesn't make his own salads. What a dope!

Ello Sailor wrote:I like Spike's, but I wouldn't oppose adding (red) onion, bell pepper, carrot. Maybe even a bean or 3. But they seem like a waste of an option if we're only allowed 7.

Going a different route, broccoli salad w/smoked salmon or bacon is bomb.

I’d add more probably, but wanted to get in the top 7 yeah.

tragabigzanda wrote:

Jorge wrote:I don't like salads that are excessively wet and soupy

[puts a huge redundant glob of hummus right on this post]

Are you my wife?