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What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Wed June 28, 2023 4:28 pm
by JuanHamm
My brother has long maintained that burps are grosser than farts. I used to disagree, butt now I'm not sure.

What do you think?

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Wed June 28, 2023 4:35 pm
by tree_
farts come out the butt, burps come out the mouth.. ain't no one but LV ever licking a butthole while most people kiss mouths sometimes

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Wed June 28, 2023 4:37 pm
by dad
I agree with your brother. Farts are funny. Burps are disgusting.

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Wed June 28, 2023 5:06 pm
by JuanHamm
tree_ wrote:farts come out the butt, burps come out the mouth.. ain't no one but LV ever licking a butthole while most people kiss mouths sometimes

How many RMers do you think eat ass?

Strat seems like he would.

Leaving aside their origin - Which do you think smell worse?

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Wed June 28, 2023 5:12 pm
by tree_
JuanHamm wrote:
tree_ wrote:farts come out the butt, burps come out the mouth.. ain't no one but LV ever licking a butthole while most people kiss mouths sometimes

How many RMers do you think eat ass?

Strat seems like he would.

Leaving aside their origin - Which do you think smell worse?
Farts are so much worse. I don't know how this is even a question on this prestigious forum.

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Thu June 29, 2023 3:06 am
by bodysnatcher
Feel like this is a person-by-person situation

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Thu June 29, 2023 2:09 pm
by spike
Farts are literally poop particles in the air. Far more repulsive.

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Thu June 29, 2023 5:04 pm
by bodysnatcher
Farts are cooler though. They’re the product of your body digesting foods and all sorts of reactions that creates. Burps are just created from people gobbling and swallowing foods and liquids like human Sham Wows

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Thu June 29, 2023 5:16 pm
by Ello Sailor
This might be our collective rock bottom.

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Thu June 29, 2023 5:25 pm
by bodysnatcher
On the contrary. I think burps vs farts is equally as important, relevant, and defining as boobs vs butts

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Thu June 29, 2023 5:59 pm
by Ello Sailor
I don't think anyone who argues about farts vs. burps is ever going to be put in a position where they have to choose between boobs and butts.

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Thu June 29, 2023 6:22 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Smaug

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Thu June 29, 2023 6:25 pm
by dad

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Thu June 29, 2023 7:24 pm
by bodysnatcher
Have you ever peed and pooped at the exact same time?

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Thu June 29, 2023 7:28 pm
by dad
i just did.

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Thu June 29, 2023 7:31 pm
by doug rr
I once puked and pooped at the same time in a Vancouver Chinese restaurant..I'm pretty sure I had a bad breakfast sandwich from Starbucks..

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Thu June 29, 2023 9:31 pm
by JuanHamm
doug rr wrote:I once puked and pooped at the same time in a Vancouver Chinese restaurant..I'm pretty sure I had a bad breakfast sandwich from Starbucks..
How did you handle this situation? Did you sit on the toilet and puke on your pants?

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Thu June 29, 2023 11:49 pm
by spike
JuanHamm wrote:
doug rr wrote:I once puked and pooped at the same time in a Vancouver Chinese restaurant..I'm pretty sure I had a bad breakfast sandwich from Starbucks..
How did you handle this situation? Did you sit on the toilet and puke on your pants?
A Don de la nooch

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Fri June 30, 2023 6:21 am
by Bammer
JuanHamm wrote:
doug rr wrote:I once puked and pooped at the same time in a Vancouver Chinese restaurant..I'm pretty sure I had a bad breakfast sandwich from Starbucks..
How did you handle this situation? Did you sit on the toilet and puke on your pants?
In a small private bathroom this is doable, assuming you can sit on the toilet and still reach the sink with your puke.

In a stall? Yikes.

Re: What's worse - Farts or Burps?

Posted: Wed July 05, 2023 6:55 pm
by spike
This debate is what really sparked the American Revolution.