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your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Wed October 04, 2023 6:07 pm
by washing machine
I am waiting patiently, devices on, for the big FEMA test scheduled for approx 1:20pm CST.

This event promises to unite our country's digital gut with noise and vibration. A hands-across-america of panic and fear, despite advance warnings from our Federal guides.

Please feel free to use this thread as a respite from the universal hum.

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Wed October 04, 2023 6:09 pm
by tree_
if i set my cellular data into the "off" position, will the government's bells' ambiances still be summoned unto me?

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Wed October 04, 2023 6:10 pm
by washing machine
tree_ wrote:if i set my cellular data in the "off" position, will the bells' ambiances still be summoned unto me?
There is no way of knowing. Please keep us updated.

For me, I will welcome the sound. I'm curious to hear the tone/pitch of the thing.

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Wed October 04, 2023 6:11 pm
by washing machine
this is getting close.

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Wed October 04, 2023 6:12 pm
by tree_
washing machine wrote:
tree_ wrote:if i set my cellular data in the "off" position, will the bells' ambiances still be summoned unto me?
There is no way of knowing. Please keep us updated.

For me, I will welcome the sound. I'm curious to hear the tone/pitch of the thing.
it just happened! before i had the chance to test this hypothesis, the alert bells sounded and i nearly jumped out of my seat

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Wed October 04, 2023 6:15 pm
by washing machine
It happened here too. Missed opportunity by the Federal government to develop a new sound. Same old tone to my ears, but then again I wasn't listening with headphones.

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Wed October 04, 2023 6:34 pm
by tree_
happy government bells day to you. i hope you enjoyed

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Wed October 04, 2023 6:55 pm
by Coach
that alert scared the crap out of me, so loud

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Wed October 04, 2023 7:18 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Russia did theirs today as well. Hmm

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Wed October 04, 2023 7:18 pm
by tree_
probably has something to do with fluoride

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Wed October 04, 2023 8:49 pm
by B
My phone didn't do anything. :cry:

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Thu October 05, 2023 2:10 am
by 96583UP
this shit happened while i was listening to music on airpods and it was annoying

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Thu October 05, 2023 2:16 am
by dad
96583UP wrote:this shit happened while i was listening to music on airpods and it was annoying
oh no, I think that means they’ve got you under control now, bro.

Sorry…

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Thu October 05, 2023 2:17 am
by 96583UP
dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:this shit happened while i was listening to music on airpods and it was annoying
oh no, I think that means they’ve got you under control now, bro.

Sorry…
they know that i like Yanni: Live at the Acropolis

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Thu October 05, 2023 3:35 pm
by washing machine
Now that the test is over, we wait in dread for the same tone loaded with a grim meaning that will indicate alarm and surprises.

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Thu October 05, 2023 4:07 pm
by dad
great thread title, by the way.

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Fri October 06, 2023 2:39 am
by spike
washing machine wrote:Now that the test is over, we wait in dread for the same tone loaded with a grim meaning that will indicate alarm and surprises.
signaling the first annual purge

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Mon October 09, 2023 1:19 am
by ---
sad i missed this thread

Re: your alarm bells, they should be ringing

Posted: Mon October 09, 2023 4:31 pm
by tommy
--- wrote:sad i missed this thread
We really missed out