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Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 12:08 am
by BurtReynolds
If the cult of beige had a church, this would be it's mega-church.

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Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 12:11 am
by Alex
i’m very pro-beaver, so mark me down as a fan.

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 12:20 am
by E.H. Ruddock
Their bathrooms are clean if you ever need to shit on a roadtrip fyi

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 12:22 am
by Chris_H_2
I’ve never heard of this. But I’m willing to bet that one of Lenny’s homes is within 10 miles of it.

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 12:31 am
by BurtReynolds
Chris_H_2 wrote:I’ve never heard of this. But I’m willing to bet that one of Lenny’s homes is within 10 miles of it.
Imagine a gas station, but infinitely large, and filled with an endless supply of kitsch. The people treat it like it's goddang Disney World.

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 12:33 am
by Alex
they got real good boiled goober peas

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 12:34 am
by BurtReynolds
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America XXXTREME

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 12:35 am
by spike
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Their bathrooms are clean if you ever need to shit on a roadtrip fyi
Clean enough for Burt to sleep in last night?

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 12:43 am
by BurtReynolds
I didn't think I'd find a hotel tonight. I almost cried.

"Austin is pet friendly" my ass.

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 12:46 am
by Alex
we’re rooting for you and your dog, Burt.

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 12:54 am
by BurtReynolds
He's sick again. Hopefully just stress.

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 12:59 am
by Alex
BurtReynolds wrote:He's sick again. Hopefully just stress.
soupy poopy?

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 1:01 am
by BurtReynolds
Oh yeah

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 1:33 am
by E.H. Ruddock
I think all buccees have over 100 gas pumps

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 1:35 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Chris_H_2 wrote:I’ve never heard of this. But I’m willing to bet that one of Lenny’s homes is within 10 miles of it.
One opened a year or two ago like 25 miles from me, so decent guess.

It's nothing special, a ton of gas pumps and open all night if nothing else. I've heard their brisket is great, weirdly.

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 1:35 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
BurtReynolds wrote:I didn't think I'd find a hotel tonight. I almost cried.

"Austin is pet friendly" my ass.
You should live in your car for awhile.

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 1:36 am
by BurtReynolds
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I think all buccees have over 100 gas pumps
Have you had your picture taken with the squirrel? Or beaver or whatever the fuck it is?

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 1:36 am
by wease
BurtReynolds wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:I’ve never heard of this. But I’m willing to bet that one of Lenny’s homes is within 10 miles of it.
Imagine a gas station, but infinitely large, and filled with an endless supply of kitsch. The people treat it like it's goddang Disney World.
I hate it

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 1:48 am
by 96583UP
i feel fear simply looking at that picture

<clings to photos of northeast state senators>

Re: Help me understand the phenomena of Buc-ee's

Posted: Wed March 13, 2024 1:52 am
by BurtReynolds
Stopped at the Houston one today. It was insane.