Red Mosquito

Just never really got into them, but we're coming into butthole sunning season, so I'm thinking it's finally time to branch out. Any tips would be appreciated.

Can you dig in my soul, could you smell my whole…life?

Need more information

i support a trimmed butthole

i got banned off here for a pic merely nearby my butthole
it wasnt even in the pic
id go carefully if i were you.

these mods don't scare me

the only dms i accept are board warnings

Spoiler: show

where i quickly melt like a scared child

dimejinky99 wrote:i got banned off here for a pic merely nearby my butthole
it wasnt even in the pic
id go carefully if i were you.

a) why were you taking pics of your asshole?
b) why were you posting pics of your asshole here?

I was sitting at a little table in the park drinking a coffee a couple weeks ago, when I began to hear a trickle of water coming from the bushes behind me. I knew what it was, of course, but I still for some reason felt compelled to look, to double check my intuition. This all happened in a moment, I didn't really have time to consider. It was a person peeing, fifteen feet from me. Ok, fine. But the angle. They were hunched over, bent double, not crouching just bent in half, allowing me full eye contact with their loose, hairless asshole. I've never seen anything like it.

I left the park

Imagine if you died suddenly - like a heart attack or something - and you had your phone web browser open to this thread/page in particular. And the person who discovers your body grabs your phone to, say, contact someone in your contacts and the first thing they see is this.

The Argonaut wrote:I was sitting at a little table in the park drinking a coffee a couple weeks ago, when I began to hear a trickle of water coming from the bushes behind me. I knew what it was, of course, but I still for some reason felt compelled to look, to double check my intuition. This all happened in a moment, I didn't really have time to consider. It was a person peeing, fifteen feet from me. Ok, fine. But the angle. They were hunched over, bent double, not crouching just bent in half, allowing me full eye contact with their loose, hairless asshole. I've never seen anything like it.

I left the park

Butthole sunning mid-leak is a power move for sure. I respect it.

Bammer wrote:Imagine if you died suddenly - like a heart attack or something - and you had your phone web browser open to this thread/page in particular. And the person who discovers your body grabs your phone to, say, contact someone in your contacts and the first thing they see is this.

Still easier to explain than Joe's enjoyment of "Sirens".

Bammer wrote:Imagine if you died suddenly - like a heart attack or something - and you had your phone web browser open to this thread/page in particular. And the person who discovers your body grabs your phone to, say, contact someone in your contacts and the first thing they see is this.

Put a passcode on your phone, bro!

epilogue wrote:

Bammer wrote:Imagine if you died suddenly - like a heart attack or something - and you had your phone web browser open to this thread/page in particular. And the person who discovers your body grabs your phone to, say, contact someone in your contacts and the first thing they see is this.

Put an asscode on your phone, bro!

fixed.

The Argonaut wrote:I was sitting at a little table in the park drinking a coffee a couple weeks ago, when I began to hear a trickle of water coming from the bushes behind me. I knew what it was, of course, but I still for some reason felt compelled to look, to double check my intuition. This all happened in a moment, I didn't really have time to consider. It was a person peeing, fifteen feet from me. Ok, fine. But the angle. They were hunched over, bent double, not crouching just bent in half, allowing me full eye contact with their loose, hairless asshole. I've never seen anything like it.

I left the park

that was me and I was presenting!

you didn't take the opportunity

next time

The Argonaut wrote:I was sitting at a little table in the park drinking a coffee a couple weeks ago, when I began to hear a trickle of water coming from the bushes behind me. I knew what it was, of course, but I still for some reason felt compelled to look, to double check my intuition. This all happened in a moment, I didn't really have time to consider. It was a person peeing, fifteen feet from me. Ok, fine. But the angle. They were hunched over, bent double, not crouching just bent in half, allowing me full eye contact with their loose, hairless asshole. I've never seen anything like it.

I left the park

how was the birdwatching?

Chris_H_2 wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:I was sitting at a little table in the park drinking a coffee a couple weeks ago, when I began to hear a trickle of water coming from the bushes behind me. I knew what it was, of course, but I still for some reason felt compelled to look, to double check my intuition. This all happened in a moment, I didn't really have time to consider. It was a person peeing, fifteen feet from me. Ok, fine. But the angle. They were hunched over, bent double, not crouching just bent in half, allowing me full eye contact with their loose, hairless asshole. I've never seen anything like it.

I left the park

how was the birdwatching?

AL

wease wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:I was sitting at a little table in the park drinking a coffee a couple weeks ago, when I began to hear a trickle of water coming from the bushes behind me. I knew what it was, of course, but I still for some reason felt compelled to look, to double check my intuition. This all happened in a moment, I didn't really have time to consider. It was a person peeing, fifteen feet from me. Ok, fine. But the angle. They were hunched over, bent double, not crouching just bent in half, allowing me full eye contact with their loose, hairless asshole. I've never seen anything like it.

I left the park

how was the birdwatching?

AL

legit

wease wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:i got banned off here for a pic merely nearby my butthole
it wasnt even in the pic
id go carefully if i were you.

a) why were you taking pics of your asshole?
b) why were you posting pics of your asshole here?

I had surgery top of my butt crack to remove a pilinoidal cyst. huge big ingrown hair. size of a golfball..

the wound was exactly the shape of a beer bottle though. I thought my chums over at rm will get a chuckle out of that.
A certain mod didnt. he knows who he is

banned me

I will never forget that photo

draw us a pic of it from memory.