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What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Thu October 23, 2025 10:20 pm
by Jorge
Pizza the Hut wrote:Lenny, don't be ashamed. Masturbation isn't weird. Unless you emailed the cell phone pix to yourself and printed out the photo and rolled it up into a tube and then fkked that tube. Or printed it out and ate it and then jerked off onto your shi* that was created from the photo
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Thu October 23, 2025 10:43 pm
by Simple Torture
How is this even a question?
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Thu October 23, 2025 10:45 pm
by wease
I think that wins
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Thu October 23, 2025 11:25 pm
by spike
I figured it would involve lenny before I opened the thread.
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Thu October 23, 2025 11:28 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Jorge wrote:Pizza the Hut wrote:Lenny, don't be ashamed. Masturbation isn't weird. Unless you emailed the cell phone pix to yourself and printed out the photo and rolled it up into a tube and then fkked that tube. Or printed it out and ate it and then jerked off onto your shi* that was created from the photo
Oh yeah I remember this. Pizza the Hut was like so obsessed with me.
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Thu October 23, 2025 11:31 pm
by 96583UP
that was pretty profane
and although at times i have wanted to come here and post things like that
even i exercised restraint
and that era has now mostly passed for me
so the title likely remains uncontested
but Human Bass had some dingers too iirc
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Thu October 23, 2025 11:39 pm
by Simple Torture
96583UP wrote:but Human Bass had some dingers too iirc
This is what I thought the thread would be about. What did he call it? The Claw?
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Thu October 23, 2025 11:42 pm
by Jorge
Simple Torture wrote:96583UP wrote:but Human Bass had some dingers too iirc
This is what I thought the thread would be about. What did he call it? The Claw?
I have been looking for this post for 10 minutes to share here
Unfortunately (or fortunately?) I appear to have scrubbed the details from my memory, so I am having a hard time finding it
I thought searching the archive for posts by Human Bass containing the keyword "hymen" would work, but no
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Thu October 23, 2025 11:43 pm
by Simple Torture
Jorge wrote:Simple Torture wrote:96583UP wrote:but Human Bass had some dingers too iirc
This is what I thought the thread would be about. What did he call it? The Claw?
I have been looking for this post for 10 minutes to share here
Unfortunately (or fortunately?) I appear to have scrubbed the details from my memory, so I am having a hard time finding it
I swear like 2 weeks ago I found a link to the old board, I dunno how I lost it.
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Thu October 23, 2025 11:44 pm
by Jorge
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Thu October 23, 2025 11:49 pm
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Jorge wrote:Pizza the Hut wrote:Lenny, don't be ashamed. Masturbation isn't weird. Unless you emailed the cell phone pix to yourself and printed out the photo and rolled it up into a tube and then fkked that tube. Or printed it out and ate it and then jerked off onto your shi* that was created from the photo
Oh yeah I remember this. Pizza the Hut was like so obsessed with me.
how does that post compare to the works of John Irving?
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Thu October 23, 2025 11:52 pm
by spike
Jorge wrote:Simple Torture wrote:96583UP wrote:but Human Bass had some dingers too iirc
This is what I thought the thread would be about. What did he call it? The Claw?
I have been looking for this post for 10 minutes to share here
Unfortunately (or fortunately?) I appear to have scrubbed the details from my memory, so I am having a hard time finding it
I thought searching the archive for posts by Human Bass containing the keyword "hymen" would work, but no
Did he actually include a pic of the bloodied sheets or was that someone trolling in response to his yarn?
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Thu October 23, 2025 11:58 pm
by spike
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Fri October 24, 2025 12:27 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Jorge wrote:Pizza the Hut wrote:Lenny, don't be ashamed. Masturbation isn't weird. Unless you emailed the cell phone pix to yourself and printed out the photo and rolled it up into a tube and then fkked that tube. Or printed it out and ate it and then jerked off onto your shi* that was created from the photo
Oh yeah I remember this. Pizza the Hut was like so obsessed with me.
how does that post compare to the works of John Irving?
Her post is actually a re-working of a passage from A Prayer for Owen Meany.
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Fri October 24, 2025 12:29 am
by The Argonaut
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Fri October 24, 2025 12:32 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
I forgot the archive board exists and now I want to take off work the next month and read it all.
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Fri October 24, 2025 12:44 am
by E.H. Ruddock
Human bass with the rib clicking story was wild
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Fri October 24, 2025 12:47 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
I wonder what ever happened to Jim.
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Fri October 24, 2025 2:01 am
by E.H. Ruddock
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I wonder what ever happened to Jim.
He’s ensign9 now
Re: What is the most profane post you have read on RM?
Posted: Fri October 24, 2025 2:05 am
by spike
The Argonaut wrote:
holy shit, what a post!
It’ll have to do in the absence of the cherry poppin post.