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The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament: FARMER JOHN WINS!

Posted: Sun September 22, 2013 4:55 pm
by Norah
In this tournament we will draft teams comprised of artifacts from The Simpsons universe. It must be a tangible, non-living item. 6 rounds, 8 hour windows.

Final Results:

Farmer John over EJ 18-10

FINALS:

EJ
1. The Inanimate Carbon Rod
2. 10 Do's And 500 Don'ts Of Knife Safety
3. Doris The Luchlady's Gym Mat Meat Substitute
4. Alf Pogs
5. Funzo
6. Witness Relocation Program Gear
Spoiler: show
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Farmer John
1. Bort License Plate
2. Can I Borrow A Feeling Cassette
3. Gummy Venus de Milo
4. Disco Stu Jacker
5. Mr. Sparkle Dish Soap
6. Homer's Patented Spac-Age Out-Of-This-World Moon Waffles
Spoiler: show
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Round 2:
Spoiler: show
E.H. Ruddock
1. Malk Carton
2. Flanders Sexy Ski Outfit
3. The Annual Plant Physical Sign
4. The Chalkboard
5. Old Man Yells At Cloud Article
6. Ordinary Van

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VS

EJ
1. The Inanimate Carbon Rod
2. 10 Do's And 500 Don'ts Of Knife Safety
3. Doris The Luchlady's Gym Mat Meat Substitute
4. Alf Pogs
5. Funzo
6. Witness Relocation Program Gear

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doug rr
1. Kirk van Houten's Race Car Bed
2. Homer's Whacking Stick
3. Moe's Deep Fryer
4. The Pencil Sharpener That Caught Jasper's Beard
5. The Dipping Bird
6. The Mini Bicycle

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VS

Farmer John
1. Bort License Plate
2. Can I Borrow A Feeling Cassette
3. Gummy Venus de Milo
4. Disco Stu Jacker
5. Mr. Sparkle Dish Soap
6. Homer's Patented Spac-Age Out-Of-This-World Moon Waffles

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Round 1:
Spoiler: show
Sgt. Crackpot
1. Frink's Hambruger Earmuffs
2. The Harper Invacar from Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles
3. Henry Kissinger's Glasses
4. Floor Pie
5. Ralph's Bent Wookie
6. The Autodialer

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VS

E.H. Ruddock
1. Malk Carton
2. Flanders Sexy Ski Outfit
3. The Annual Plant Physical Sign
4. The Chalkboard
5. Old Man Yells At Cloud Article
6. Ordinary Van

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Simple Torture
1. Milhouse's Glasses
2. I Choo-Choo Choose You Valentine
3. Lisa's Braces
4. Don't Forget You're Here Forever Sign
5. Gordie Howe Photo Sent To Mrs. Krabappel as Woodrow
6. Flaming Moe

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VS

doug rr
1. Kirk van Houten's Race Car Bed
2. Homer's Whacking Stick
3. Moe's Deep Fryer
4. The Pencil Sharpener That Caught Jasper's Beard
5. The Dipping Bird
6. The Mini Bicycle

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Farmer John
1. Bort License Plate
2. Can I Borrow A Feeling Cassette
3. Gummy Venus de Milo
4. Disco Stu Jacker
5. Mr. Sparkle Dish Soap
6. Homer's Patented Spac-Age Out-Of-This-World Moon Waffles

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VS

cutuphalfdead
1. Homer's Wonder Bat
2. The Stone Of Triumph
3. Bart's Lucky Red Hat
4. Ayatollah Assaholla T-Shirt
5. Misprinted Calendar
6. Playbill to Sideshow Bob's Production of the HMS Pinafore

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@SkitchP
1. Maggie's Pacifier
2. Bobo
3. Lionel Hutz's Ad
4. Lard Lad
5. Hank Scorpio's Flame Thrower
6. The Monorail

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VS

EJ
1. The Inanimate Carbon Rod
2. 10 Do's And 500 Don'ts Of Knife Safety
3. Doris The Luchlady's Gym Mat Meat Substitute
4. Alf Pogs
5. Funzo
6. Witness Relocation Program Gear

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Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Sun September 22, 2013 4:57 pm
by EJ
1. cutuphalfdead
2. EJ

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Mon September 23, 2013 11:19 pm
by Norah
Welp, I thought it was a fun idea anyway.

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Mon September 23, 2013 11:21 pm
by Farmer John
IN

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Mon September 23, 2013 11:24 pm
by Norah
1. cutuphalfdead
2. EJ
3. Farmer John

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Mon September 23, 2013 11:26 pm
by Farmer John
Do buildings/places of business count?

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Mon September 23, 2013 11:26 pm
by doug rr
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Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Mon September 23, 2013 11:28 pm
by Norah
Farmer John wrote:Do buildings/places of business count?
nope, things only

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Mon September 23, 2013 11:31 pm
by Harry Lime
christ almighty.

joey & doc, weren't you two going to come up with a new tourney idea?

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Mon September 23, 2013 11:36 pm
by Norah
We'll probably only do like 4 rounds. I'm already compiling a list of awesome things to draft.

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Mon September 23, 2013 11:36 pm
by doug rr
in

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Mon September 23, 2013 11:39 pm
by Norah
1. cutuphalfdead
2. EJ
3. Farmer John
4. doug rr

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 1:13 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Farmer John wrote:Do buildings/places of business count?
nope, things only
A building is a thing, Peter.

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 1:14 am
by Norah
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Farmer John wrote:Do buildings/places of business count?
nope, things only
A building is a thing, Peter.
Don't tell me what things are!

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 1:20 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
cutuphalfdead wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Farmer John wrote:Do buildings/places of business count?
nope, things only
A building is a thing, Peter.
Don't tell me what things are!
Harry Lime is in, by the way.

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 1:22 am
by Norah
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Farmer John wrote:Do buildings/places of business count?
nope, things only
A building is a thing, Peter.
Don't tell me what things are!
Harry Lime is in, by the way.
Are you in?

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 1:22 am
by @SkitchP
Ill be awful, but im in

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 1:23 am
by Norah
1. cutuphalfdead
2. EJ
3. Farmer John
4. doug rr
5. @SkitchP

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 1:25 am
by Simple Torture
1. cutuphalfdead
2. EJ
3. Farmer John
4. doug rr
5. @SkitchP
6. Simple Torture

Re: The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament

Posted: Tue September 24, 2013 1:33 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
cutuphalfdead wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Farmer John wrote:Do buildings/places of business count?
nope, things only
A building is a thing, Peter.
Don't tell me what things are!
Harry Lime is in, by the way.
Are you in?
Lol