Red Mosquito

And all of his snacks just to see his review of it. It was long and really, really bad. And this is coming from someone who normally enjoys mindless action flicks.

We can use this thread for the five of us who actually see it to discuss it.

My wife and I were going to go see it tomorrow. Until we saw it was 2 hours and 45 minutes.

@SkitchP wrote:My wife and I were going to go see it tomorrow. Until we saw it was 2 hours and 45 minutes.

I had no idea how long it was. Two hours into it and I wanted to leave. This is destruction porn at it's worst.

@SkitchP wrote:My wife and I were going to go see it tomorrow. Until we saw it was 2 hours and 45 minutes.

longer running time = more epic. Its basic math, dude.

Just do some wicked bong hits and watch it.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:My wife and I were going to go see it tomorrow. Until we saw it was 2 hours and 45 minutes.

I had no idea how long it was. Two hours into it and I wanted to leave. This is destruction porn at it's worst.

#Detroit

I just hope a lot of things blow up.

Whitey McTeeth wrote:I just hope a lot of things blow up.

They do. Oh did I mention the robot dinosaur Transformers they ride around on?

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Whitey McTeeth wrote:I just hope a lot of things blow up.

They do. Oh did I mention the robot dinosaur Transformers they ride around on?

I sure hope they blow up.

Whitey McTeeth wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Whitey McTeeth wrote:I just hope a lot of things blow up.

They do. Oh did I mention the robot dinosaur Transformers they ride around on?

I sure hope they blow up.

:/

You do know a spell of the magnitude of a McP Transformers review would be enough to free Alex's spirit and give it life, right?

Someone's gonna have to contract me a soul, if I'm gonna do something like that.

McParadigm wrote:You do know a spell of the magnitude of a McP Transformers review would be enough to free Alex's spirit and give it life, right?

Someone's gonna have to contract me a soul, if I'm gonna do something like that.

I will seriously PayPal you the money, McP.

McParadigm wrote:You do know a spell of the magnitude of a McP Transformers review would be enough to free Alex's spirit and give it life, right?

Someone's gonna have to contract me a soul, if I'm gonna do something like that.

It may also be the very thing Alex needs to bring back the Power Rankings. This is the thing that could SAVE GD.

You owe it to the board, McP. You HAVE to do this.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Whitey McTeeth wrote:I just hope a lot of things blow up.

They do. Oh did I mention the robot dinosaur Transformers they ride around on?

weren't the dinobots a big thing w the original transformers??

I love Michael Bay and I hated this.

i got bugs wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Whitey McTeeth wrote:I just hope a lot of things blow up.

They do. Oh did I mention the robot dinosaur Transformers they ride around on?

weren't the dinobots a big thing w the original transformers??

Well they didn't translate well to the big screen.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

i got bugs wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Whitey McTeeth wrote:I just hope a lot of things blow up.

They do. Oh did I mention the robot dinosaur Transformers they ride around on?

weren't the dinobots a big thing w the original transformers??

Well they didn't translate well to the big screen.

The hell you say!

Stanley Tucci was good in this. That's about it.

I ADORE Stanley Tucci. But I'm still not gonna see this thing.

I watched the first Transformers. I'm pretty sure that covers me for the entire series.