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The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 4:11 pm
by tommymtcom
Which band member do you guys think will die first?
My money is on Mike via colon cancer.
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 4:15 pm
by B
tommymctom wrote:Which band member do you guys think will die first?
My money is on Mike via colon cancer.
He is the one with a chronic illness and a history of addiction, but ... wait, isn't there already a thread for this morbid shit?
Re: 2014 Pearl Jam Predictions
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 4:18 pm
by tommymtcom
let's predict what ailments will kill the members of pearl jam
Ed - Throat Cancer
Jeff - Paralyzed due to skateboarding accident - kills himself 4 years later
Stone - Peacefully in his sleep at the age of 94
Matt - Hit by a car
Mike - Colon Cancer
Boom - Diabetes related complications
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 4:32 pm
by Thejambi
.5/10
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 4:37 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
I knew I should have picked today for the RM death pool.
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 4:44 pm
by tommymtcom
That thread title sucks, B.
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 5:02 pm
by numbers
I mean if we were to put odds on it, mike becomes a poor bet as he's such a clear favorite. Stone could be a sneaky underdog in this.
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 5:52 pm
by CopperTom
Ed drinks heavily and smokes.
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 5:53 pm
by CopperTom
Ed drinks heavily and smokes.
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 6:20 pm
by Heathen
Fittingly, Ed will most likely drown in his gold-filled pool.
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 6:25 pm
by Alex
hopefully they all kick the bucket within the next few years so we don't have to suffer through another album
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 6:29 pm
by bodysnatcher
Stone will be found in his closet, asphyxiated to death with a leather belt around his neck
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 6:36 pm
by tommymtcom
Alex wrote:hopefully they all kick the bucket within the next few years so we don't have to suffer through another album
Which two Pearl Jam members would most improve the band by being dead?
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 6:39 pm
by BurtReynolds
Heathen wrote:Fittingly, Ed will most likely drown in his gold-filled pool.
*Broken neck
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 6:39 pm
by BurtReynolds
Heathen wrote:Fittingly, Ed will most likely drown in his gold-filled pool.
*Broken neck
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 6:43 pm
by bodysnatcher
Jeff will contract a deadly STD as his "Sex On Legs" moniker really takes off
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 6:44 pm
by Jorge
bodysnatcher wrote:Jeff will contract a deadly STD has his "Sex On Legs" moniker really takes off
*Broken neck
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 6:44 pm
by Jorge
bodysnatcher wrote:Jeff will contract a deadly STD has his "Sex On Legs" moniker really takes off
*Broken neck
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 7:24 pm
by Alex
tommymctom wrote:Alex wrote:hopefully they all kick the bucket within the next few years so we don't have to suffer through another album
Which two Pearl Jam members would most improve the band by being dead?
eddie vedder and jill mccormick
Re: The Pearl Jam "Death Pool"
Posted: Mon July 21, 2014 7:37 pm
by Alex
Alex wrote:tommymctom wrote:Alex wrote:hopefully they all kick the bucket within the next few years so we don't have to suffer through another album
Which two Pearl Jam members would most improve the band by being dead?
eddie vedder and jill mccormick
*broken necks, slipped on blood