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Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 5:00 am
by Bammer
List your favorite God Damn breads

Pumpernickel
Rye
Sourdough
9 Grain
Honey Wheat
Marble Rye
Rosemary Foccacia
Garlic (French loaf)
Zucchini
Sliced

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 7:40 am
by bodysnatcher
banana

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 7:42 am
by BurtReynolds
Wonder

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 7:51 am
by iweartwoshoes

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 1:37 pm
by epilogue
Pretty sure I've never met a bread I didn't like. Excepting stale bread, that is. But even that can win my heart in a crouton.

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 1:39 pm
by spike
durdencommatyler wrote:Pretty sure I've never met a bread I didn't like. Excepting stale bread, that is. But even that can win my heart in a crouton.
how about bread that was frozen and then defrosted in a microwave? that stuff is nasty.

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 1:39 pm
by epilogue
spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Pretty sure I've never met a bread I didn't like. Excepting stale bread, that is. But even that can win my heart in a crouton.
how about bread that was frozen and then defrosted in a microwave? that stuff is nasty.
I... I've never experienced that bread. Yes, that would be nasty.

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 1:40 pm
by spike
durdencommatyler wrote:
spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Pretty sure I've never met a bread I didn't like. Excepting stale bread, that is. But even that can win my heart in a crouton.
how about bread that was frozen and then defrosted in a microwave? that stuff is nasty.
I... I've never experienced that bread. Yes, that would be nasty.
that roll you get with an airplane meal is a good, common example.

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 1:47 pm
by epilogue
spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Pretty sure I've never met a bread I didn't like. Excepting stale bread, that is. But even that can win my heart in a crouton.
how about bread that was frozen and then defrosted in a microwave? that stuff is nasty.
I... I've never experienced that bread. Yes, that would be nasty.
that roll you get with an airplane meal is a good, common example.
Oh heavens! Do people eat the food on a plane?

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 1:49 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
rye bread and oat bread. Those are my two favorite breads.

Oh and banana.

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 1:49 pm
by ABNorman
durdencommatyler wrote:
spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Pretty sure I've never met a bread I didn't like. Excepting stale bread, that is. But even that can win my heart in a crouton.
how about bread that was frozen and then defrosted in a microwave? that stuff is nasty.
I... I've never experienced that bread. Yes, that would be nasty.
that roll you get with an airplane meal is a good, common example.
Oh heavens! Do people eat the food on a plane?
Every last bit. That's like, $0.50 of my ticket price right there

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 1:49 pm
by epilogue
The wife suggested she'd be making banana bread today.

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 1:50 pm
by epilogue
ABNorman wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
spike wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Pretty sure I've never met a bread I didn't like. Excepting stale bread, that is. But even that can win my heart in a crouton.
how about bread that was frozen and then defrosted in a microwave? that stuff is nasty.
I... I've never experienced that bread. Yes, that would be nasty.
that roll you get with an airplane meal is a good, common example.
Oh heavens! Do people eat the food on a plane?
Every last bit. That's like, $0.50 of my ticket price right there
:haha:

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 1:50 pm
by ABNorman
Tiger/Giraffe bread is pretty legit. I like to get a freshly made, soft white loaf, crack it open, smoosh its insides into a big ball of dough and nibble on the dough, then finish off with the crust.

Also banana bread and corn bread.

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 2:00 pm
by tragabigzanda
from the ashes of tonkotsu

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 2:03 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
tragabigzanda wrote:Corn Bread is the best bread
It is good, but unlike more common "loaf" breads that have a little give as far as hardiness and room for error while making, corn bread is either fucking delicious or dry AF and sucky.

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 2:09 pm
by epilogue
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:Corn Bread is the best bread
It is good, but unlike more common "loaf" breads that have a little give as far as hardiness and room for error while making, corn bread is either fucking delicious or dry AF and sucky.
Also, you can't eat it with a wide variety of foods.

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 2:13 pm
by tragabigzanda
from the ashes of tonkotsu

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 2:13 pm
by ABNorman
durdencommatyler wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:Corn Bread is the best bread
It is good, but unlike more common "loaf" breads that have a little give as far as hardiness and room for error while making, corn bread is either fucking delicious or dry AF and sucky.
Also, you can't eat it with a wide variety of foods.
Not with THAT attitude.

Re: Top 10 GD Breads

Posted: Wed October 05, 2016 2:19 pm
by epilogue
tragabigzanda wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:Corn Bread is the best bread
It is good, but unlike more common "loaf" breads that have a little give as far as hardiness and room for error while making, corn bread is either fucking delicious or dry AF and sucky.
Also, you can't eat it with a wide variety of foods.
Untrue. Non-Asian soups, BBQ, and eggs all benefit from the inclusion of cornbread. Other fare, like steak or whatever you may find at a typical cookout, are elevated by a side of cornbread.
Right but you're excluding so many kinds of food, man. That's what I'm saying. And really a good biscuit is gonna go better with most of the foods you mentioned, anyway. Corn bread is outstanding, there's no denying that. But it can't be best because it's too limited.